THE BROOL STORY THREAD NSFW

[herojuana]

363. Big bus.

[ONSLAUGHT88]

Fuck man, unlucky

[Radius]

Ohh la la that Spag Bol was more than a bargain if not at work...spiking is a big no no ...death setence or 20x the dose you got stiched with

[herojuana]

Sooo....

Last night I met some of the guys I went to uni with in London. We spent the day in various pubs getting drunk, it was wonderful. Then we went to one of the guys I was withs friends house for more drinking and eventually clubbing. Got beers in an then me and my mate split a gram of MD. We went out at midnight or whenever, and these guys we were with took us to a club in Dalston... which once we got in there it became very apparent it was a club. Anyway, the bomb of MD I had done did nothing, so I smashed back my half of what was left, and after a while was flying, just listening to gay house and chatting with my mates.

The night ended and we went back to this guy called Claudes house. Now, this guy is probably the gayest of the gayest men ever. After being sat around his gaff for ages with my mate, Claude sits down between me and my friend. As we were all sweaty and miserable from this club, I joked about being sorry for being smelly, and he got really upset and wanted me to have a shower. Being fucked I was like "Yeah that seems like a solid idea" so got naked and had a lovely shower, it was brilliant. Then I went downstairs with everyone, just wearing my towel like a boss. Everyone was ecstatic. So Claude at this stage feels that I need to moisturise, and not being a massive gay I never have so he got me to moisturise my chest and he started doing my arms. It was pretty fowl. Anyway I kept mocking him, but he didn't really seem to understand. Anyway after a few hours of hanging arouund in my towel, I made my excuses and left his house at around 7am with my friend.

Brool? Or just borderline molestation. This guy was like 37

[Castel]

sounds like you enjoyed the experience bro

[greddie]

ha ha, defo molestation, i was waiting for the part claude removed your towel and took you in his mouth

[ApeCat]

Last night I went to this party in my brother's mates' flat and stirred up some shit.

Everyone was pretty pissed by the time I arrived with the bird, and quite a few were rolling on various experience enhancers so we retreated to this guy's bedroom and I flung my coat and stuff onto this chair before I sat down with a cool one talking shite and having a laugh.

So one of the guys who lives there suddenly freaks out and says his backpack has been stolen, it had quite a bit of cash in it and probably some of those experience enhancers as well, so naturally he's losing his shit. The party goes from sort of crashed to "GET THE FUCK OUT BEFORE i MURDER EVERYONE!!1" in three seconds, we're just sat in the room listening in on all the commotion and fights and shit breaking out, people are really on the war path or just going "Fuck, man.. Bad vibes man..."

Anyways, the gatecrashers and most other people are all thrown out so I can finally get to the bathroom to take a piss. I return relieved and quite content with my performance, but before I sit down on the chair again I feel like draping my coat over the back of the chair so I'm not sitting on all my stuff, and lo and behold; there's the fucking rucksack, with my ass imprinted on it in exquisite detail! All the while the people had been running around like crazy, I'd just sat there, looking around, lifting shit and checking under the bed and stuff..

[greddie]

what happened when he/they/you realised?

[logikz]

EAHEAHEAH SAM wearing a towel like a boss gwarn with your bad self. well the fact that he was sexually thrilled rubbing you down with lotion when you were on md at his after party doesnt make it gay or molestation, i mean it is certainly both, but theres nothing to feel akward about. you just got that shamey day hangover md gives you is all, i like to make bitches of my mates when im on md and smack their asses and make them get me drinks and shit and i feel like such a homo the next day, when really, alls it was, is a good old time on md. granted yours was a tad more naked but still.

seppo youre a speng haha. hope you got laid at least.

[ApeCat]

I'm not quite sure to be honest..

They were all off their heads on mushrooms and acid and space cakes and grog, so they sort of freaked out and called around to everyone saying how sorry they were blah blah blah and then we sat around and smoked two joints from out of the rucksack. So I'm not sure if they'er relieved that it eventually turned up or pissed that I couldn't just lift my ass for two seconds and relieve everyone of much unwanted drama.

[ApeCat]

seppo youre a speng haha. hope you got laid at least.

Not until this morning.. But I'm writing that one down as a victory!

[Thin and crispy]

Sooo....

Last night I met some of the guys I went to uni with in London. We spent the day in various pubs getting drunk, it was wonderful. Then we went to one of the guys I was withs friends house for more drinking and eventually clubbing. Got beers in an then me and my mate split a gram of MD. We went out at midnight or whenever, and these guys we were with took us to a club in Dalston... which once we got in there it became very apparent it was a club. Anyway, the bomb of MD I had done did nothing, so I smashed back my half of what was left, and after a while was flying, just listening to gay house and chatting with my mates.

The night ended and we went back to this guy called Claudes house. Now, this guy is probably the gayest of the gayest men ever. After being sat around his gaff for ages with my mate, Claude sits down between me and my friend. As we were all sweaty and miserable from this club, I joked about being sorry for being smelly, and he got really upset and wanted me to have a shower. Being fucked I was like "Yeah that seems like a solid idea" so got naked and had a lovely shower, it was brilliant. Then I went downstairs with everyone, just wearing my towel like a boss. Everyone was ecstatic. So Claude at this stage feels that I need to moisturise, and not being a massive gay I never have so he got me to moisturise my chest and he started doing my arms. It was pretty fowl. Anyway I kept mocking him, but he didn't really seem to understand. Anyway after a few hours of hanging arouund in my towel, I made my excuses and left his house at around 7am with my friend.

Brool? Or just borderline molestation. This guy was like 37

so from what i gather, ur a fag?

[herojuana]

so from what i gather, ur a fag?

are you offering?

[ApeCat]

Seppy I hope you get knee-capped for your foolishness. I bet there are rumours going round that you did that on purpose. Evil evil man.

Hence yesterday's heavy heavy hangover induced social paranoia..

More brool; the bird came to see the last twenty minutes of my set at the pub last night, she was well impressed.

"Did you really make all those tunes yourself?!"

[Moskit]

"No dear. I downloaded most of them from Torrents...!"