Right here it goes
I was in my second year of uni and i just got home that friday and decided that i would go and see a friend of mine who used to work in a pretty sweet bar in soho and at the same time take a trip to blackmarket to pick up some promo's..
Whilst my friend and i were having a pint in a pub round the corner from where he works, he bumped into someone who used to be a regular and this private members bar where he also used to work (place is called jerry's run by this joker called phil dirtbox.. pretty filled with the likes of noel fielding and courtney love plus a whole load of gangsta's used to drink there apparantly of dirt box was aphilliated with those sort of people)..
Anyway said friend see's him coming over to him to say hello when he quickly whispers to me "watch what you say around this guy coz he's only been out for 6 months from spending 10 years in a new york prison for something i dunno but i guess its real bad"
few drinks later and friend has to go to work and the loanshark turns to me and says "you wanna follow me around boy whilst I have to do some stuff." I said yes coz he was actually a nice guy and i'd sort of forgotten bout his checkered past by this past..
Whilst we went ot get phone credit for him he turns round and says "you fancy getting some dinner I'm fucking starving" I politly declined saying i had about enough for a maccy d's after buying these vinyls.. his reaction was "boy i havn't paid for a meal in a restuarant for a very long time.."
So we go to my friends bar and go to the dining room up stairs where he starts by ordering a fucking nice bottles of champagne and wine as well as oysters for a starter and steaks for mains.. (I this point i did think he was going to bum me and that i would be able to do fuck all about it
so two bottles of champagne and a bit of wine he turns to me and asks if i do coke and of course i said yeah.. so he went into his pocket and took out a baggy which looked like a least a couple hundred quids worth of blow.. took a massive pinch of it and shoved it up my nose whilst getting it in my mouth accidently and my eye.. I have never had coke like that since, it was so fucking strong..
By the time the starters came we were arseholed and getting along like a house on fire.. He whipped out a lil black book and showed me who owed him money, couple of grand here and there for about 15 people.. and asked me if someone didnt pay up what would be the best to deal with the matter.. i think i said something like get a hammer and break both there hands (thinking i sounded bad ass) he laughed and said "listen boy this is what i do.... find out where they are, get four heavies to drag from where ever he is and get him in the back of the van. tell him if he screams they'll cut his tongue out.. cant remember what he said after that but it was pretty horrific and got me squirming a bit thinking i shouldn't be here (still absoulutly fucked from the coke and champagne.)
after the meal we were still doing fuck loads of coke and drinking. (oh i should say we never went to the bathroom to do just did it right there and then round the table where everyone could see) I notice this fitty walk in and he winks at her, so i ask who that is and he says its sean bean's wife and he shouts for her to come over and she joins in, in everything we were doing, untill the loanshark's friend comes in with her lil kid (who he gave £50 to for no reason.. wish i knew someone like that when i was younger) and sean beans wife was so rude that loanshark threw his drink over her and said if you dont fuck off right now i'm going to throw you out of the fucking window.. (LLLOOOOOOLLLLL)
any way when we split ways he said cheers for the night and walked off whilst i ended up walking from soho to fulham coz i was so smashed ..
hope thats brool enough