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    What is the best way to introduce yourself to a girl?

    I have liked this girl for probably about 2 weeks, but i havent produced enough courage to introduce myself. What is the best way to introduce yourself to a girl?

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    Re: What is the best way to introduce yourself to a girl?

    "Hi, can i get up in your guts?"

    is a good start.

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    Re: What is the best way to introduce yourself to a girl?

    say hello and dont be anything you normally arent. sounds hard, and is, but probably the most honest way is the best if you really want to achieve something bar fucking her.

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    Re: What is the best way to introduce yourself to a girl?

    shout repeatedly

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    Then prepare to get laid....

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    Re: What is the best way to introduce yourself to a girl?

    Wank in your hand and slap her across the face.


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    Re: What is the best way to introduce yourself to a girl?

    Ask her to vomit in your mouth then drink it, then you vomit in her hair.
    Then ask her lay down then proceed to excrete on her legs. then mix the vomit and fecaes together while having a 1 on 1 game of twister, be sure to be dressed in funny costumes tho (makes it funnier)
    Upon either wining or losing her decision will have been made. upon being accepted collect her period juices in a fine pre-19th century glass, with a cool little slice of lemon mounted on it, have a toast, drink and proceed to talk about fine art and each others most historic influences.
    If rejected retry from the first step.

    Hope that helps

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    Re: What is the best way to introduce yourself to a girl?

    Why on earth hasnt this thread got at least 5 pages?

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    Re: What is the best way to introduce yourself to a girl?

    First develop a good friendship. This is the right path. So first ask for friendship only. Best of luck.

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    Re: What is the best way to introduce yourself to a girl?

    Quote Originally Posted by brett6golden View Post
    First develop a good friendship. This is the right path. So first ask for friendship only. Best of luck.
    This method dont work, try my method.
    got my guarantee on it

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    Re: What is the best way to introduce yourself to a girl?

    most girls like it if you sacrifice some sort of small animal in front of them...
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    lot of fools like to play the dating game, meet a new freak and ask whats your name. wine and dine and waste all that time. they spend money on a movie and some dinner, i get a bitch and go straight up in her.
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    wow. so nonce. much deprave. such must die
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    you will clearly see that women seem to be constructed of the parts god had over from after making the possum race, and then had the nerve to cover it up with pubic hair and religion.

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    Re: What is the best way to introduce yourself to a girl?

    Pray to one of your sun-god's in front of her. If not, try that "grabbing" method. Worked for those pikey fellows on that prog. Godspeed

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    Re: What is the best way to introduce yourself to a girl?

    haha blatently gotta be grabsies. If that fails, proceed to fuck her face
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    Re: What is the best way to introduce yourself to a girl?

    could be, could be. but lets be serious for a moment. let her take bubble bath. not with you, alone. you know? thats romantic enough, thats your bitch after that.

    whereas james got a point, i got to give it up for acid alli who comes on strong in the first 100 posts.
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    Re: What is the best way to introduce yourself to a girl?

    hopefully your black, black dudes get pussy by treating women like shit. Well, if your not black treat her like shit, fart on her, borrow money, snort blow off her tight vagina, then slap her if she doesn't like your overalls, and when you finally do fuck her, blow your load first then ask if she takes birth control after, cuz you know, its her responsibility
    Quote Originally Posted by logikz View Post
    with body languange grunts and howls we have become best friends. but i know now, for a fact, he will fuck yo bitch. you think hes your new firend well he wont stop there, he will fuck yo momma yo girl yo sister yo father yo uncle whole family patoo. but hes a great guy, its just body lamguage and onomapoetic grunts dont really convey much info

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    Re: What is the best way to introduce yourself to a girl?

    damn straight it is. i tell a bitch wheres the condoms she starts to cry. COME ON FUCKING GUY
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