How do you stop your bum itching ?

[Radius]

Well...scratch and sniff ?

[dnbkingz]

i pull bum hole wide open and get Logikz to chatter inane ramblings into it until it ceases to persist.

[dose.bs1]

I often assk myself the same question.

[mr karnage]

you dirty bastards, how about wash your arse

[Sammy_Dodger]

Its a tricky concept.

Try using something like erm, Toilet roll and wipe your shitty ass. Make sure you wipe thoroughly so you don't end up with cling-ons.

[logikz]

bum and arse is not funny stan. i dont know why you persist to consider it the epitome of humor.

[Radius]

you dirty bastards, how about wash your arse

so its teh bidet for you then eh

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Its a tricky concept.

Try using something like erm, Toilet roll and wipe your shitty ass. Make sure you wipe thoroughly so you don't end up with cling-ons.

thus endeth the lesson

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bum and arse is not funny stan. i dont know why you persist to consider it the epitome of humor.

If what you say is true sir, why is it that the "goatse" meme is so amusing. Are you saying that in your adult maturity you have not laughed forthwith at a gas rumpus released in your own bathwater, or found an old lady farting most amusing ? You sir are a fucking liar I tell ya.
xxx

[logikz]

i never did and i never will. my humor is that of very educated people out here in the hamptons.

[Monkey spasm]

Take worming medication.

[miszt]

contrary to popular belief, a Gerbil does not need to be shaven

[DJ Spliff]

Thank god for this thread for I am plagued with an itchy asshole quite often. Someone come through with some gold!

[Sammy_Dodger]

slide down the banister.....bareback.

[pantyinspector]

this is quite a common factor with in men you know , yet again another taboo subject that alot of ppl r ashamed about , well DR TPI to the resque

wash n talc ones gooch n bum cheeks regular n your find that inchy ness will in around a wk will go,..its mainly caused by gentleman wet farting n instead of going to the loo n tappin dry that area , people continue on with their day just itching ,.. if not delt ,it lcould ead to rashes n major skin problems ,not the best look if you want some loving downstairs is it

happydayze ... talc away

[ONSLAUGHT88]

talc is for babys

[Radius]

this is quite a common factor with in men you know , yet again another taboo subject that alot of ppl r ashamed about , well DR TPI to the resque

wash n talc ones gooch n bum cheeks regular n your find that inchy ness will in around a wk will go,..its mainly caused by gentleman wet farting n instead of going to the loo n tappin dry that area , people continue on with their day just itching ,.. if not delt ,it lcould ead to rashes n major skin problems ,not the best look if you want some loving downstairs is it

happydayze ... talc away

LOL TPI too much detail FFS .... nah man I am asking HOW do you do it...like teh cadbury's cream egg ad, how do you eat yours...ke ke