Kinds of wankers

[Cat Gas]

There are many kinds of wankers in the world, so I thought it would be good to document it here and compile a giant list of utter wankers. Also inb4 someone references me somehow.

People who take a picture of themselves standing infront of a mirror with their camera phone to use a facebook profile picture
People with no particular opinion but just agree with something because it's "cool" to do so.


....That's all I can come up with for now

[herojuana]

if i had to describe my wanking style in a word, it would be "public"

[flobbydobby]

People with no particular opinion but just agree with something because it's "cool" to do so.

agreed.

[smurk]

Bus stop wankers!

[greddie]

There are many kinds of wankers in the world, so I thought it would be good to document it here and compile a giant list of utter wankers. Also inb4 someone references me somehow.

People who take a picture of themselves standing infront of a mirror with their camera phone to use a facebook profile picture
People with no particular opinion but just agree with something because it's "cool" to do so.


....That's all I can come up with for now

People who don't bother to indicate
People who are needlessly rude
People who say "nothing" instead of "zero" or "oh" "naught"
People who top load
People who give you a wet fish handshake
People who don't remember your name or face even though you met them like five times and they always introduce themselves and you have to say you me them like five times and they do this everytime

[Scatcat]

if i had to describe my wanking style in a word, it would be "public"

i knew I recognised your face - Marks & Spencers, Bromley Branch? I was the security guard who escorted you off the premises after you spunked all over the percy pigs

[herojuana]

i knew I recognised your face - Marks & Spencers, Bromley Branch? I was the security guard who escorted you off the premises after you spunked all over the percy pigs

are you the one that tried to kop a feel then? hmmm

[Harry3]

People who don't bother to indicate
People who are needlessly rude
People who say "nothing" instead of "zero" or "oh" "naught"
People who top load
People who give you a wet fish handshake
People who don't remember your name or face even though you met them like five times and they always introduce themselves and you have to say you me them like five times and they do this everytime

Im still learning to drive but already developed road rage thanks to these cunts

[Thin and crispy]

Faux homo wankers

[mr karnage]

the one that come round to you house, knock on your door and ask you to turn the music down.

[greddie]

People who don't pick up their phones even though they are meant to be meeting you
People who say they'll do something, be somewhere, then don't show up and don't bother to tell you
People who work as parking attendants for private company's such as PCUK
People who nock your wing mirror off and don't bother to stop even thought it made such a loud noise they can't have fucking missed it
People who drive 40 in a 50 and then 40 in a 30
People who drive 30 wherever they go
People who purposefully ignore you even thought they don't actually know you
People who just are wankers

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is this what you mean by this thread or do you mean....

People who shy one off in a sock
People who sit on their hand till it goes numb
People who wear nail polish so it looks like a birds hand
People who are always doing it in public
People who do it to porn

[logikz]

people who drive cars
people from other countries
people raised with different values
people with higher standards
people liking sweet and savory dishes
people with open relationships
people reading about religion

[TitanKvad]

People who wank with the left hand
People who wank with the right hand
People who use both

[greddie]

People who use their feet
People who use other peoples feet

[TitanKvad]

People who wank slow
People who wank fast
People who wank creatively, with varying tempo and shit