perplexing question...

[richie_stix]

this had me flumoxed... can't decide? doggy style with the fish head thing or blow jobs and tits on the normal mermaid?

[DontLikeCops]

can still get a nosh off the fish plus it wont moan like a bitch so its a no brainer for me

[logikz]

good call, but i would go for the one with the face, i know there must be some kind of fish pussy down there somewhere, i aint stupid.

[richie_stix]

ah... fraid not logikz, most fish release their unfertilised eggs, then the male spunks on it with NO INTERCOURSE

[jmzmaloney]

Id take the fish face one, cut it in half. Put the legs sticking out from a bush, fuck it whenever needed. Put the head over me whilst fucking the legs, so that if any rescue attempts come whilst mid stroke, I can run into the bush then run out without the head and say "dear god I thought that thing was gunna rape me next".

[logikz]

a bit recursive but very well james. so it does have an opening down there, where the eggs come from, see, that equals pussy to me.

[jmzmaloney]

You could roll the tail into a shape you could fuck

[DontLikeCops]

or just cut new hole, thats what i do anyway with girls so its like im fucking her for the first time standard

[jmzmaloney]

or just cut new hole, thats what i do anyway with girls so its like im fucking her for the first time standard

By girls you mean fish

[logikz]

and by fuck you mean strangle

[jmzmaloney]

and by hole you mean syphilis

[DontLikeCops]

and by new i mean second hand

[EWOKS]

and by second hand you mean rape

[Hombre-J]

Are you having a fuckin laugh?

Clearly the top half as a woman.

I can't believe there's been any debate on this....

[jmzmaloney]

What about the top half as a dude and the bottom a swan?