Most hilarious thing I read in High School

[Osime]

This thread ='ed fail.

Sorted.

[dose.bs1]

The bible

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Your link not workin for me bro

[Osime]

Should be sorted now.

[dose.bs1]

Should be sorted now.

Thats dark mate, not hilarious, some cunt eatin loadsa drugs and diein whilst people watch, sort it out!

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Ha, me gettin on my 'high' horse

[EWOKS]

whoa... just read all of it.. that manky.. the lad poppin the pills must of been a complete turd.. and the lads eggin him on are worse

[Harry3]

gotta be bloodninjas cybersex chat

http://www.bloodninja.org/list.php?verified=true

[Scatcat]

gotta be bloodninjas cybersex chat

http://www.bloodninja.org/list.php?verified=true

lol i remember these

[tone090]

Eat more, you pussy.

What's your most hilarious thing read? Doesn't have to be from High school, just lolz.

Thats fucked up.

[Scatcat]

I don't rele understand this thread

[Osime]

Thats fucked up.

The fact that there was a chatroom full of dongs who thought it was cool to see their internet buddy overdose right before their eyes was funny to me in high school. I don't think it's funny at all now, that's why I said high school, guys. Although, that smoke2k character makes me lol a little bit.

Point of the thread: show me something you used to lol at hardcore.

[EWOKS]

The fact that there was a chatroom full of dongs who thought it was cool to see their internet buddy overdose right before their eyes was funny to me in high school. I don't think it's funny at all now, that's why I said high school, guys. Although, that smoke2k character makes me lol a little bit.

Point of the thread: show me something you used to lol at hardcore.

used to lol at hardcore ...

....



..... really ?


you sound like my dad, trying to be 'down with the kids' ...

and in your original post, you made it quite clear you find it funny, you've changed it now, realising we are not as cunty as yourself .. and judging by your age, you didnt leave 'high school' to long ago ...

so ... its probably likely, you still find it funny.. and thus .. are a cunt

[dose.bs1]

gotta be bloodninjas cybersex chat

http://www.bloodninja.org/list.php?verified=true

Brilliant..

<Bloodninja> I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
<Sarah19fca> mmmm, okay.
<Bloodninja> I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
<Sarah19fca> Yeah I like it rough.
<Bloodninja> I smack you thick booty.
<Sarah19fca> Oh yeah, that feels good.
<Bloodninja> Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
<Bloodninja> I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
<Sarah19fca> you like that?
<Bloodninja> I peel some bananas.
<Sarah19fca> Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
<Bloodninja> get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
<Sarah19fca> Peanuts?
<Bloodninja> Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
<Sarah19fca> What are you talking about?
<Bloodninja> I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
<Sarah19fca> This is stupid.
<Bloodninja> Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
<Bloodninja> Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
<Bloodninja> Yeeaahhhh.
<Sarah19fca> /ignore
<Bloodninja> Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
<Bloodninja> We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

[Harry3]

hes a fucking legend haha, my fave:

<Partner6> So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
<J-Doggg> Yeah, J for Julie.
<Partner6> So whats with the "Dogg"
<J-Doggg> Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.
<Partner6> Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
<J-Doggg> Yeah like I got 6 guns.
<Partner6> Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
<J-Doggg> hehe, of course baby.
<Partner6> I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
<J-Doggg> Ohh, it's so big.
<Partner6> Yeah, what you want to do?
<J-Doggg> Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
<Partner6> It likes that.
<J-Doggg> aight.
<Partner6> Keep talking to me baby...
<J-Doggg> I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
<Partner6> Mmmm, daddy like.
<J-Doggg> I unzip my pants...
<Partner6> Yes, show me what you got.
<J-Doggg> I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
<Partner6> WTF?!
<J-Doggg> Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
<Partner6> I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women...
<J-Doggg> Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
<Partner6> You dipshit.
<J-Doggg> I whimper to myself...
<J-Doggg> please don't shoot me Mr.

[dose.bs1]

There all pretty funny, this one had me laughin..

Gimp: heyyy
Lover of Gimps: hey
Gimp: asl?
Lover of Gimps: 25 m us
Lover of Gimps: you?
Gimp: 24 f usa
Gimp: wanna cyber?
Lover of Gimps: sure
Lover of Gimps: i've never done it before.
Lover of Gimps: how does it work?
Lover of Gimps: you just type things that you'd like to do?
Gimp: yea
Gimp: im on the bed, waiting for you
Lover of Gimps: help me out...
Lover of Gimps: i'm naked and jumping onto the bed....
Lover of Gimps: can i lick your cunt?
Gimp: not yet, you have to take off my clothes
Gimp: im moaning, waiting for you
Lover of Gimps: i sit on the edge of the bed... sit you up for a second... and take off your shirt... slowly carress your breasts through your bra.
Gimp: oh yes, this is turning me on
Lover of Gimps: i run my hand over your pussy above your pants... i can feel it's warmth and your pants are damp....
Gimp: im so hot, say racist things to me
Lover of Gimps: kiss your neck while undoing your bra...
Lover of Gimps: you want me to call you racist names?
Gimp: oh yes, say offensive things to me
Lover of Gimps: tell me how you want it, cunt....
Lover of Gimps: why don't you quit lying there on the bed and take off your fuckin pants spic bitch...
Lover of Gimps: like that?
Gimp: more racism
Lover of Gimps: is that what you want?
Lover of Gimps: listen you fuckin keik whore... suck my fuckin cock...
Lover of Gimps: swallow it whole like the dirty little freak you are....
Gimp: oh yes, more racism!
Gimp: this is making me so hot
Lover of Gimps: why don't you quit running that gaping nigger whore mouth of yours and wraps those huge nigger lips around my cock?
Gimp: oh yes! more racist to more races!
Gimp: i cant stop myself i jump on you
Lover of Gimps: suck, wop... why don't you put that pretty mouth to use now...
Gimp: oh yes!
Gimp: im rocking in my wheelchair!
Gimp: im so wet right now
Lover of Gimps: you fuckin whore... you want it in the ass?
Lover of Gimps: i bet you do... dirty kraut cunt...
Lover of Gimps: tell me how you want it.
Gimp: im crawling towards you with my one working arm
Lover of Gimps: hot...
Lover of Gimps: one arm and wheelchair...
Gimp: im drooling in ecstacy
Lover of Gimps: are you a midget too?
Lover of Gimps: quit fucking around, bitch... suck...
Gimp: im so close to cumming
Gimp: i whip out my schlong and blast off in your face
Lover of Gimps: nice
Gimp: oh yes! take it whore!

[J-Rex]

Eat more, you pussy.

What's your most hilarious thing read? Doesn't have to be from High school, just lolz.

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