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    Sideways Ronnie
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    Man Size Tissues???

    Rite,

    Has anyone ever thought why big arse boxes of tissues are called "Man Size Tissues"?? Have you ever seen a man blow his nose with "Man Size Tissues"?

    And also...

    That new Bountey kitchen roll shit.... Wot do they mean when the say on the TV ad: Have you tried it wet yet? And: Strong even when wet?? erm.. surly they arnt implying you use Bounty to "clean up" after yourself!!

    L8ers Ron

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    LOL

    I been usin' bog roll to blow my runny nose.

    That Bounty stuff is s'posed to be the dogs danglies when it comes to wipin' up. Can't say I've tried it myself

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    the fact uve not had to use it to clear up means one of two things...

    1) you can catch it in ur mouth/aim in someone else`s mouth

    2) you aint a kitchen hoe

    l8ers ron

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    Quote Originally Posted by turkay louver
    the fact uve not had to use it to clear up means one of two things...

    1) you can catch it in ur mouth/aim in someone else`s mouth

    2) you aint a kitchen hoe

    l8ers ron
    I'm not the kitchen hoe. I believe Nikki is into number 1

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    Sideways Ronnie
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    Yes Stu, i had heard something along those lines, maybe we need photgraphic evidence...

    ....Nix.. get the tissues out..

    L8ers Ron

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    Re: Man Size Tissues???

    WHAT EVER !!!
    Bountey kitchen roll

    ftw

    thank u

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    Re: Man Size Tissues???

    Bounty is now called plenty, would you believe?!

    Dont worry though, its still the same great towel. just a new name.

    That is all...

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    Re: Man Size Tissues???

    Why we've bumped a 7 year old thread, I'll never know.

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    Re: Man Size Tissues???

    classics

    never forget them

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    Re: Man Size Tissues???

    As a dedicated contributor to this site I thought I would take it upon myself to do some research for you:

    http://everything2.com/title/tissue

    History of Kleenex
    1924 – Kleenex invented the facial tissue category.
    1927 – Ads begin featuring screen star testimonials.
    1928 – First POP-UP style cartons with a perforated opening.
    1929 – Introduction of coloured tissue.
    1930 – Introduction of printed tissues.
    1931 – Introduction of Paper Towels.
    1932 – Pocket Pack Tissues released.
    1941 – Introduction of Kleenex Man Size.
    1949 – Eye Glass tissues introduced.
    1955 – Napkins introduced.
    1961 – Amazing reduced box size.
    1954 – Kleenex Juniors introduced.
    1965 – Kleenex Purse Pack released.
    1967 – First upright carton named Kleenex Boutique.
    1990 – Kleenex Ultra – first three-layer tissue.


    There you go

    1941-something must have happened to make them create man size tissues (sorry I don't know what it was)

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    Re: Man Size Tissues???

    WOAH!!!!

    I think you may have done a bigger bump than me!!
    I am the king bumper, I quit my habit though because Gumby threatened me.

    I miss them days, was quite entertaining.
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    Re: Man Size Tissues???

    tut tut voice

    no bumping old threads, especially ones from 8 years ago lol

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    Re: Man Size Tissues???

    lol 8 years ago

    madness

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    Re: Man Size Tissues???

    Quote Originally Posted by sam the dnb man View Post
    WOAH!!!!

    I think you may have done a bigger bump than me!!
    I am the king bumper, I quit my habit though because Gumby threatened me.

    I miss them days, was quite entertaining.
    I always reminiss

    sorry if i hit a sore spot with that man, but i didnt want to ban you.

    bumping old threads really clutters up the forum.

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