Then puff your chest out. Start hopping back and forth on one foot while shouting your head off. Start flapping your arms too. He'll start doing the same thing. With any luck, after a few minutes he'll see you're a finer specimen of a male and back down. If not, it's a fight to the death.
Originally Posted by esbob
You know why women never produce? They don't know how to use reason or logic.