you kidding my mate (who happens to work next door these days, strickly coincidentally) smokes so damn much its unclear what the side effects can be...
haha desperado!! fag. delete sex at all times from that list. put me in a position where i would have to choose, my devotion to awesome would always...
Was born into a world of pain, in deepened darkened Romford. Then as a baby, learnt how to use various power tools. Became a world reknowed kung jitsu fighter by the age of 3. Spent the next 15 years in a buddhist temple learning the art of chuck norris. Was an art dealer in france for 6 years before a change to being Princess Anne's assistant. It was quite clear no matter how hard I tried they were never going to make me Princess Anne, so I left and became an investmant banker.