Was born into a world of pain, in deepened darkened Romford. Then as a baby, learnt how to use various power tools. Became a world reknowed kung jitsu fighter by the age of 3. Spent the next 15 years in a buddhist temple learning the art of chuck norris. Was an art dealer in france for 6 years before a change to being Princess Anne's assistant. It was quite clear no matter how hard I tried they were never going to make me Princess Anne, so I left and became an investmant banker.