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jmzmaloney
03-07-2009, 08:48
R.I.P


La Parkita

http://boxyluchalibrepn.com/cutenews/data/upimages/La_Parkita_con_La_Porra.jpg

El Espectrito Jr.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_b3QsJFAQqL8/RwJzF0c9IXI/AAAAAAAAABw/F2W7o9DM0Yk/s400/espectrito.jpg


It's sad news for fans of the Mexican Lucha Mini stars, twin brothers Alberto and Alejandro Jimenez, known as La Parkita and El Espectrito Jr.

The two were found dead in their hotel room in Mexico City. The brothers, 35, were checking into a hotel on Sunday night after a show when they were reportedly approached by two prostitutes.

After hotel staff noticed the women leave the room hours later, but didn't spot the wrestlers, they went to go check on them. The two luchadores were found lifeless, lying in the beds.

Reports are being released that the hookers belong to Las Goteras (meaning The Drops) which is a gang of whores that robes their clients after making them pass out by drugging their drinks.

Unfortunately, the Jimenez brothers overdosed on the drugs which normally don't kill men, but officials believe because the brothers were of such small size, the dose was fatal to them.

Alcohol containers were also found in the room but the ladies are still missing.

Cops are looking for the two females and luckily have found finger prints in the room which they believe they can match to the hookers.

BIG C
03-07-2009, 08:52
wounded!

safety
03-07-2009, 08:53
i bet they were still both taller than me

DJ NUERA
03-07-2009, 10:04
:lighter:

Teddy
03-07-2009, 10:08
a sad day for the world of midget wrestling
http://rlv.zcache.com/i_support_midget_wrestling_tshirt-p235070160646506908qt2y_400.jpg

Dan M
03-07-2009, 10:19
what the hell did you type in google to find this shit jmz. your a maniac

Russla-DJ
03-07-2009, 11:39
Thats a sad story, talent wasted on whores! RIP

jmzmaloney
03-07-2009, 12:30
So I was thinking if a certain amount of poison would kill a midget but would only send a normal person to sleep, would this apply to all other drugs. If so I wish I was born a bloody midget it would have saved me a lot of money in my life time.

DJ NUERA
03-07-2009, 12:59
Safe, if that is the case next time I see Safety im just guna get him 2 beers and an E, then he will be ripe for the picking

DJ Photon
03-07-2009, 13:20
woah R.I.P

deadaelus
03-07-2009, 17:25
HOoker Warriors kill Midget Warriors.

NICE

ZackMRG
03-07-2009, 19:39
wounded!

Its a little worse than being wounded tbh...

subprime
03-07-2009, 21:02
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Midget-michael-jackson-584975.html

Celebrities, drugs, dying in beds, attractive small people..........hmmmm. There's something ......

sam the dnb man
04-07-2009, 01:18
a sad day for the world of midget wrestling
http://rlv.zcache.com/i_support_midget_wrestling_tshirt-p235070160646506908qt2y_400.jpg

I wants me one of those T shirts

Indi
04-07-2009, 15:29
thread title of the year.

Castel
04-07-2009, 17:31
I wants me one of those T shirts

http://www.zazzle.co.uk/i_support_midget_wrestling_tshirt-235070160646506908

also...

http://rlv.zcache.com/push_button_receive_bacon_bacon_dispenser_tshirt-p235605031016009911trlf_400.jpg

Radius
04-07-2009, 19:56
But what if the midgets were not murdered by whores, but in fact a rival midet wrestling trioupe hired some giant midgets from russia to come and kill the brotehrs ?

deadaelus
06-07-2009, 18:46
Too bad their lives were cut short, LOL

sam the dnb man
06-07-2009, 18:55
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Stem-Cell
06-07-2009, 22:39
RIP the twin midget wrestlers , gone but not forgotton