View Full Version : HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU ACHIEVE FULL ERECTION
Fes Rock
19-01-2009, 22:03
AND TO MAINTAIN IT
Dj Dirty Pimp
19-01-2009, 22:04
flop to hard in a blink of an eye lol
why do u wana know? that kinda shit dont get you off does it?
sam the dnb man
19-01-2009, 22:05
seven days..
i use the craig david routine
jmzmaloney
19-01-2009, 22:05
5 minutes tops/maintain 3hours
Jacomelli
19-01-2009, 22:06
:?:gimp::?
i new you was a bit weird Fes but whats this thread all about eh???
you must be bored outta your head?
DJ NUERA
19-01-2009, 22:06
About a minute.
Dj Dirty Pimp
19-01-2009, 22:07
fes is just finding his answer out, thanks to your guys replys :P
joookes, i hope ur still not tender about the people that pissed u off earlier otherwise im in for an ass kicking!
Fes Rock
19-01-2009, 22:08
http://www.background-layout.com/comments/cat/Funny-Comment-Graphics/What_the_Fuck_are_You_looking_at_Myspace.gif
are we talking scaffolding?
BLINK AND YOULL MISS IT. CLOSE YOUR EYES TOO LONG AND SHIT BITCH YOULL KISS IT
Dj Dirty Pimp
19-01-2009, 22:09
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what a babe!
DJ NUERA
19-01-2009, 22:09
About a minute.
Oh sorry I didnt put how long it takes me to GET an erection.
3 days, 2 with the wind behind it.
Fes Rock
19-01-2009, 22:09
:?:gimp::?
i new you was a bit weird Fes but whats this thread all about eh???
you must be bored outta your head?
its about you bro
Jacomelli
19-01-2009, 22:11
its about you bro
aww cheers
Jacomelli
19-01-2009, 22:18
sorry bruv...did i fuk up your thread.
carry on, my bad.
depends who im looking at
Am I going to fuck Megan Fox or Kirsten Dunst?
25 seconds, but it involves a lot of thrashing about and slapping it on things.
sam the dnb man
19-01-2009, 23:00
slap it ona subwoofer whilst playing some ragga influenced dubstep
DJ NUERA
19-01-2009, 23:10
Right ok, one thing that proper gets me going is beastiality, especially horse's the way there manes flow so majesitcally of there back and the way they raspp in you ear when the are excited.
Truely makes you feel alive.
That and fingers up bums (Y)
Fes Rock
19-01-2009, 23:23
EVER GET UN-EXPECTED WOOD?
EVER GET UN-EXPECTED WOOD?
yeah when john terry slipped on a banana skin in moscow.
Fes Rock
19-01-2009, 23:30
yeah when john terry slipped on a banana skin in moscow.
I DO NOT FOLLOW. CAN U TRANSLATE TO AMERICAN?
spiderfran286
19-01-2009, 23:33
takes me about 15 mins because i suffer from Rhabdophobia, it holds me back in life so much, i dont know how much more i can take of it, its just the rod shape, it gets to me and i have to work it up
the biggest football (soccer) competition in europe all came down to John Terry scoring a penalty kick (free goal attack) if he scored then my team loses. well he fell like a bitch and missed and we went on to win.
instant boner.
Controller
19-01-2009, 23:34
unexpected wood is my fave
i once had to relieve myself in the toilets of a mosque i had to work at, the long car journey and tight trousers was too much.
i think i may have made a religious fax pas, i'm not sure though as i have never studied the religion and it's etiquette on the subject.
DJ Photon
19-01-2009, 23:42
EVER GET UN-EXPECTED WOOD?
like when your on a bus and Cindy Margolis gets on donning a Nurse outfit and whip and she comes and sits next to you
ah ah ah awwwwwwrite.....
DJ NUERA
19-01-2009, 23:44
i once had to relieve myself in the toilets of a mosque i had to work at, the long car journey and tight trousers was too much.
i think i may have made a religious fax pas, i'm not sure though as i have never studied the religion and it's etiquette on the subject.
Ah im sure they are fine with that kind of thing,
a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.
Managed about 5 seconds the other day in a room full of air hostesses :love:
Ah im sure they are fine with that kind of thing,
a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.
word. it is a room for bodily functions after all.
Fes Rock
03-03-2009, 20:36
up
sam the dnb man
03-03-2009, 20:44
the other day i had some bird over and she tossed me off violently.
i couldnt get a full erection after that.
it hurt man...she pulled the skin all the way and nearly ripped my banjo string.
EvezDroppin
03-03-2009, 21:05
banjo string is not essential man... sooner u get rid of the better... no more banjo limits!
no more banjo limits!
hurts just thinking about it
sam the dnb man
03-03-2009, 21:51
i was just concentrating on the pain after.
she was tight as fuck aswell, took me ages to get it all the way in there lol.
i could barely get 2fingers in there
Fes Rock
03-03-2009, 21:57
i hate you sam....
sam the dnb man
03-03-2009, 21:59
haha...its normally a goodthing but man.....
it actually hurt me when i first put it in there
Fes Rock
03-03-2009, 22:06
:scally:
Fes Rock
03-03-2009, 23:34
gayest thread ever.
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/facepalming.gif
DJ Photon
03-03-2009, 23:41
wots an erection haha
mcbeckzman :P
04-03-2009, 01:10
I got hit with a baseball bat i didnt see coming once that count?
haha...its normally a goodthing but man.....
it actually hurt me when i first put it in there
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(y)
Brownie D
04-03-2009, 08:00
QUEER!:ban:
Depends wether fran's here or not tbh
Fes Rock
04-03-2009, 12:56
hes here bro
I like morning wood followed by a quick covering in a wet pocket before work.
Fes Rock
04-03-2009, 13:17
I like morning wood followed by a quick covering in a wet pocket before work.
is that like a hot pocket?
is that like a hot pocket?
Well its wet and hot at the same time. I often eat it too, so yes!
Fes Rock
04-03-2009, 13:36
:wazzzup:
slimbo011
04-03-2009, 13:37
28 days later and i have a stiffy hardon
DontLikeCops
04-03-2009, 19:35
depends how long it takes for the viagra to kick in...
sam the dnb man
04-03-2009, 19:38
28 days later and i have a stiffy hardon
i have her on msn
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