Help for Saturday

[Yorkshire Tony]

i am going down to Nottingham for the Splendour Festival this weekend. Only problem is they don’t let alcohol in, ya gotta buy it in there (at stupid prices!!!!) can you think of a way i could sneak a ltr of vodka and bag of wine (the bag from inside a box of wine) . need some cunning ideas please people

[Prospekt]

PLASTIC BOTTLE

[logikz]

hide it under your hand

[Blurr]

drink it before u go in then yak up into an empty glass
:cowbell:

[Yorkshire Tony]

Wow, thanks everyone! :grrrrr:

[Fes Rock]

jam the bottle of Vodka up your ass

[Blurr]

but seriously u aint gonna sneak in a bottle of vodka

maybe sum weed shoved in ur shoe or sum pills up ur bum but alcohol is to big and obviuos
even if u do put in a coke bottle the seal will be broken and one sniff can tell u whether its vodka or not

[Prospekt]

Are you not allowed any type of drink what so ever..?? bottled/glass etc...

[Shogun]

try one of these Beer Bras or Beer Bellys from this website:

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/

Could even get the both, one for you to carry your vodka and one for the mrs to carry the wine!

Job's a good'un! :thumbsup:

[Sammy_Dodger]

make vodka jelly!!

[boobjunkie]

Conceal it inside a massive bag of weed, sly like fox 8-)

[alz]

take a hip flask and claim its a family air loom so they can't confiscate it, they might poor the alcohol out tho ;)

[safety]

all good ideas lads* you're best and safest way is to refuse a search, say you're autistic and if anyone goes near you or you're stuff you'll freak*

[logikz]

Conceal it inside a massive bag of weed, sly like fox 8-)

HEAHAEAHEAHEAH

[YOUNG TUNA]

No no no no, buy some fucking big pair of good ol' boots and pour them full of vodka. It's a bit weird walking with boots filled with vodka but you'll get drunk I guarantee. The alcohol goes to your vains trought your feet blad.

It's basically the same method as I dipped my balls in vodka some years ago and held them there for a good time while watching TV at the same time. It's safe trust me (y)

[Gumby]

we went to a camping festival and rolled vodka and jager up in our tents. they searched but couldnt find it (y)

or empty the vodka into an esky and fill it with ice. put soda bottles in the esky and pour them into the esky to mix with the vodka once you get in there.


or just get drunk before you leave.

[safety]

No no no no, buy some fucking big pair of good ol' boots and pour them full of vodka. It's a bit weird walking with boots filled with vodka but you'll get drunk I guarantee. The alcohol goes to your vains trought your feet blad.

It's basically the same method as I dipped my balls in vodka some years ago and held them there for a good time while watching TV at the same time. It's safe trust me (y)

following on from sheep's brilliant idea, get some incontinence pants and fill them with vodka* you might wanna say a few safeties first. i'll pray safety for you tonight

[logikz]

get some innocence pants. ill pray on the innocent tonight

[Greg P]

maybe a colostomy bag is the way to go...

No way they are gonna mess with that!

[mrwobalz]

for the wine you could mix it into orange juice cartons and roll thorugh but the vodka has abit of a stronger sent to it
check out the site you may be able to throw the vods over a wall (making sure you have human person on the otherside to catch)

[Dustek]

I once used a bicycle hydropack stuffed under a sweater in my backpack. No problems though the backpack got searched (not very thorougly but he still grabbed the hydropack). GOT VERY DRUNK. Will not do it again.