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armed mk3
24-05-2012, 09:41
Hi, thought i'd drop by, see how everyone is. Also, would really like my old account back....only wanted to be banned for a couple weeks.

Anyway, I gone and done did get a job. Starting at Currys in a couple weeks.

And the guy who's here plastering my airing cupboard is apparently good friends with wickaman, conversation got a little less awkward.

What's new?

Teddy
24-05-2012, 09:50
What's new?

some lilttle faggot signed up to the forum again!

but in all seriousness, well done for getting employed.

Harry3
24-05-2012, 10:00
He got a jeerrrbb

armed mk3
24-05-2012, 10:03
He got a jeerrrbb

I did, and no thanks to you lot. Except maybe the thought of sitting around here all day and becoming like you lot was starting to frighten me.

logikz
24-05-2012, 10:05
HELLO OLD BOY. HOW THE HELL YOU BEEN. YEAH. OH ME NOTHING JUST DOING WHAT I ALWAYS DO. IE CANCER. LOVE KARL.

Kenneth4Eva
24-05-2012, 10:14
went to the park yesterday and im brunt to shit. healthy dose of the skin cancer and all that.

well done with the job! try and not get sacked this time eh. ;)

Dubsta
24-05-2012, 10:16
your the famous armed????????...............i was recently compared to you by a few idiots on here.....fuck knows why
Hi, thought i'd drop by, see how everyone is. Also, would really like my old account back....only wanted to be banned for a couple weeks.

Anyway, I gone and done did get a job. Starting at Currys in a couple weeks.

And the guy who's here plastering my airing cupboard is apparently good friends with wickaman, conversation got a little less awkward.

What's new?

armed mk3
24-05-2012, 10:18
your the famous armed????????...............i was recently compared to you by a few idiots on here.....fuck knows why

you mean to say you don't know me? i certainly know you dear boy...i know you very well.

Plus i've been here about the same amount of time as you.

Harry3
24-05-2012, 10:55
I did, and no thanks to you lot. Except maybe the thought of sitting around here all day and becoming like you lot was starting to frighten me.

Fuck off I have a jerb and everything, currently sat in the canteen in The Shard surrounded by builders, couldnt be more out of place, I feel like a cunt.

hyperd4eva
24-05-2012, 10:59
welcome back ahmed, curry's you say... you lucky little blighter

armed mk3
24-05-2012, 11:11
welcome back ahmed, curry's you say... you lucky little blighter

yeah, my cousin who worked there a few years back, went in and asked the manager if they have any positions available and recommended me, completely unbeknown to me until i get a call from 'em.

ONSLAUGHT88
24-05-2012, 11:35
All about who you know son

And now when ever I see the word armed I still read it as Ahmed, so fuck you :teeth:

armed mk3
24-05-2012, 11:42
hours are shit though, my contract's for 6 a week at near enough minimum wage, but will probably be filling in a few extra shifts, just need the experience on my CV really.

Sc0tty
24-05-2012, 11:45
Wellcome back Raj

Radius
24-05-2012, 11:57
hello sailor

logikz
24-05-2012, 12:05
dude i just remembered, i almost got gayed in the park last night. went to session like you do on wednesdays, drinking heavily in the studio with the boys, writing drum and bass talking shit. which is fun and there was quite alot of belgian beers last night, which is good cos theyre strong. so get drunk, but like ten beers in, its time to go home. the tram stop is next to the park so i nip in for a quick piss. on the way in, i meet a fat woman in an electric wheelchair which didnt bother me much, and close after is what i figured to be her man. an older latin american gentleman look like mid 80s diego maradona in a wifebeater, and fannypack. didnt bother me much neither, i went in behind the nearest nothing, wasnt nothing there to cover me but i dont care, im mc public urination, so i whip it out and start to piss when in the corner of my eye that guy does a 180 and jumps in the bush behind me. hes got his back to me, so i figured he was in for a piss same as everybody else, no big deal, until he sidles up next to me, with his wang out, looking over my shoulder! say man what the fuck is you doing i shouted and he scurried off like scared hamster, i couldnt fucking believe it, he was trying to gay me in front of the police station and everything, the nerve of this fucking guy. so im stood laughing uncontrollably there for a while and then i went to the tram stop and stood there trying to fix the damn cables on my mp3 when i see the fucking guy jockin down the street with his bitch in the robotic wheelchair hollering at me HEY HEEEEEEEY HEYEYEY EEEEY i couldnt believe it

Radius
24-05-2012, 12:07
you made that up Karl you were the man with his wang out in the park maybe,,.....the rest is your fantasy

logikz
24-05-2012, 12:16
i did have my wang out you speng the story specifically says i had my wang out, 'whip it out' means to take out wang so as to whatever etc etc. how come you dont know that.

muzzadj
24-05-2012, 12:17
6 hours a week at minimum wage is barely classifiable as a job, but nice one anyway

armed mk3
24-05-2012, 12:18
6 hours a week at minimum wage is barely classifiable as a job, but nice one anyway

i know, but i can still claim JSA, and will probably get some evening bar work on top of that.

jmzmaloney
24-05-2012, 12:23
Gay bar, gay thread, gay cock in your earhole?

_MILLA
24-05-2012, 12:23
congrats on the job!

Salvus
24-05-2012, 12:28
Welcome back! i kinda miss reading your stupid posts. tell us the story about leaving a rave early and getting lectured by some hottie about the misuses of ecstasy.

armed mk3
24-05-2012, 12:33
Welcome back! i kinda miss reading your stupid posts. tell us the story about leaving a rave early and getting lectured by some hottie about the misuses of ecstasy.

aaah, that one's a doozy.

logikz
24-05-2012, 12:43
what about the time you went to the bank with no shoes on. that old chestnut.

armed mk3
24-05-2012, 12:44
what about the time you went to the bank with no shoes on. that old chestnut.

are you mistaking that for the time i turned up to school wearing slippers?

logikz
24-05-2012, 12:45
could be, could be. good crack all the same.

DeeGun
24-05-2012, 13:04
http://forum.geizhals.at/files/31713/mimimi.jpg

terrible thread and also gay.

dirty breaks
24-05-2012, 13:30
Hey Armed, tell us about the time you were in Amsterdam and creeped up on a drunk swedish guy with your cock out

Teddy
24-05-2012, 13:30
dude i just remembered, i almost got gayed in the park last night. went to session like you do on wednesdays, drinking heavily in the studio with the boys, writing drum and bass talking shit. which is fun and there was quite alot of belgian beers last night, which is good cos theyre strong. so get drunk, but like ten beers in, its time to go home. the tram stop is next to the park so i nip in for a quick piss. on the way in, i meet a fat woman in an electric wheelchair which didnt bother me much, and close after is what i figured to be her man. an older latin american gentleman look like mid 80s diego maradona in a wifebeater, and fannypack. didnt bother me much neither, i went in behind the nearest nothing, wasnt nothing there to cover me but i dont care, im mc public urination, so i whip it out and start to piss when in the corner of my eye that guy does a 180 and jumps in the bush behind me. hes got his back to me, so i figured he was in for a piss same as everybody else, no big deal, until he sidles up next to me, with his wang out, looking over my shoulder! say man what the fuck is you doing i shouted and he scurried off like scared hamster, i couldnt fucking believe it, he was trying to gay me in front of the police station and everything, the nerve of this fucking guy. so im stood laughing uncontrollably there for a while and then i went to the tram stop and stood there trying to fix the damn cables on my mp3 when i see the fucking guy jockin down the street with his bitch in the robotic wheelchair hollering at me HEY HEEEEEEEY HEYEYEY EEEEY i couldnt believe it

Boy
Rowdy
Occasions
Occuing
Logikz

Dubsta
24-05-2012, 13:33
you mean to say you don't know me? i certainly know you dear boy...i know you very well.

Plus i've been here about the same amount of time as you.


lol....how do you know me very well??? sounds a bit worrying :1:

---------- Post added at 13:33 ---------- Previous post was at 13:30 ----------


hours are shit though, my contract's for 6 a week at near enough minimum wage, but will probably be filling in a few extra shifts, just need the experience on my CV really.

currys the electrical shop? or currys that sell currys ??

$pyto
24-05-2012, 13:37
I'll have a Chicken Bhuna, Pilau Rice and a Keema Naan. Oh yea, and a Cobra

chopchop

Sc0tty
24-05-2012, 14:04
Hey Armed, tell us about the time you were in Amsterdam and creeped up on a drunk swedish guy with your cock out

LOL

fractal
24-05-2012, 14:13
i worked a job with 0 contracted hours, just means they arent obligated to give you any. i ended up getting 16-20. and to be honest most entry retail jobs these days are minimum wage or thereabouts

d-low
24-05-2012, 14:19
can i have the movie rights to this threads story?

I want to make it like a black comedy

JJEC
24-05-2012, 14:37
I forgot about Ahmed for a long time. It almost annoyed me when i saw his name pop back up, but i kinda actually miss his stupidity and is homoness with breaks. Glad to hear you have a kinda of job, still better than nothing.

ApeCat
24-05-2012, 14:41
https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/5/24/UID0oGfSQki7qX_jdpZa8Q2.jpg

logikz
24-05-2012, 14:45
which part. cos im not a gay. looking at peoples wang. thats just not me man. id never do it. not for money. not for 280 dollars. thats a handsome sum. i could get a haircut.

IV4
24-05-2012, 15:12
Armed
Sorry little buddy I must of missed you being banned. What happen?

Hombre-J
24-05-2012, 17:18
Fuck the fuck off you fucking fuck.

Congratulations on the job though, try not to get jalfrezi all down yourself.

Moskit
24-05-2012, 20:32
Op etc etc

mr karnage
24-05-2012, 20:50
yh op is a fucking fag

fuck off akmed

noone likes you

Papa Jaro
24-05-2012, 20:51
Only a clueless cunt puts a full stop after a single word title. What a cunt etc.

jsmith89
24-05-2012, 20:53
6 hours a week at minimum wage is barely classifiable as a job


can i have the movie rights to this threads story?

I want to make it like a black comedy

:applause:

welcome back and congrats buddy, work is work is work n all etc.

DeeGun
24-05-2012, 21:18
arkmed..do you have more money now than you have being unemployed? Cause if not I might call you an idiot :teeth:

danwell
24-05-2012, 22:12
I think you should go away and come back when you have a full time job. When you're unbanned. Also why is the thread title 'cunts.'?

logikz
24-05-2012, 22:15
i think its maths. the square root of cunt.

Papa Jaro
24-05-2012, 22:21
the square root of cunt.

That's where it gets difficult coz then you're into imaginary cunts if memory serves me right.

Moskit
24-05-2012, 22:43
http://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000020965548-5h093y-crop.jpg?346761c

Teddy
24-05-2012, 22:43
Andrew!!!!!!!!!!!!

dirty breaks
24-05-2012, 22:49
http://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000020965548-5h093y-crop.jpg?346761c

what is that? it looks like Herojuana's facial hair. is it Hero with his mouth all puckered up like hes been sucking a lemon or...














that's an anus isn't it.

MARKLAR
24-05-2012, 23:08
someone needs to shop herojuanas top part of face onto it
im not skilled enuff and couldnt look at that for very long

$marty
25-05-2012, 03:46
TELL THEM
about the time you climbed the tree behind the old mill

dirty breaks
25-05-2012, 03:51
TELL THEM
about the time you climbed the tree behind the old mill

TELL THEM
about the one time, you went to band camp, and Breivik came.

JJEC
25-05-2012, 05:46
TELL THEM
About the time you joined a magical forum and annoyed the shit into everyone and then asked to get banned for a bit but still havent been unbanned trolololol

dnbkingz
25-05-2012, 08:21
ban him again before he gets too comfy.

Dubsta
25-05-2012, 11:14
TELL THEM
About the time you joined a magical forum and annoyed the shit into everyone and then asked to get banned for a bit but still havent been unbanned trolololol


i like him!! lool

JJEC
25-05-2012, 13:25
You like Ahmed?

armed mk3
25-05-2012, 13:59
You like Ahmed?

this.

armed
25-05-2012, 14:12
well shiiii....i'm unbanned.

Teddy
25-05-2012, 14:15
decoy octopus

mr karnage
25-05-2012, 14:16
shit, still cant neg rep you

JJEC
25-05-2012, 14:30
I think seeming as armed has been unbanned we should unban others just so they dont feel left out.

Moskit
25-05-2012, 14:39
You fucking godman shitting well leave my men poohole posts alone Korf.

I'm warning you.

So help me god, i'll go outside right & i'll suck that really ugly guy from next doors dick, after he's been mucking out Horses allday.

Don't think I won't do it either, you black BASTARD.

JJEC
25-05-2012, 14:42
^ :rofl:

logikz
25-05-2012, 14:43
how can you say im a black. very bad imo. jog on imo.

JJEC
25-05-2012, 14:49
Fight fight fight fight fight!

$marty
25-05-2012, 18:43
http://oi45.tinypic.com/2zs9nyw.jpg

DeeGun
25-05-2012, 20:51
Seriously, if Karl would be on television the streets would be covered by tumbleweed and there wouldn´t be any wars.

dirty breaks
26-05-2012, 18:37
Seriously, if Karl would be on television the streets would be covered by tumbleweed and there wouldn´t be any wars.

It would be like the Truman Show, but so much better...

DeeGun
26-05-2012, 18:47
LOL, I only just saw the Netsky tweet, bahahaha!

Jwood27
27-05-2012, 02:25
bland

Moskit
27-05-2012, 08:42
Whos doing the twatter thing?

Is it Bieber or the Goat Herder?

Either way... Good work :2thumbs:

$marty
27-05-2012, 20:59
It's Kurl. Surely. Or maybe Kurl's name is actually Kurt. It's not been scientifically proven, but it is a fact.

Moskit
27-05-2012, 22:07
Ahhhh.. So its you then Pegg!

You see my stealth tactics... Accusing others to draw you out into the open.

I thought it was a little too thought out/coherent to be the aforementioned.

Well played sire :)

$marty
27-05-2012, 23:30
I'VE BEEN RUMBLED
http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-gif-man-jump-out-the-window.gif

JJEC
28-05-2012, 03:26
in the bum.

logikz
28-05-2012, 11:04
so hang on, its adumb? you know i doubt its adumb. hes not industrious enough for something like this.

$marty
28-05-2012, 11:16
No its not me. Whoever it is, they are a carbon copy of you Kurt. They've studied your mannerisms and have got you down to a tee.


in the bum.
Poofter eh?

logikz
28-05-2012, 12:15
i agree some of it is scarily good. some of it is a little off. sterling effort all in all. i couldve written some of it, granted on an off day when i was turgid languid more words ending in -id, and most of all a bellend.

Borf™
28-05-2012, 22:13
I've barely spoken to this Armed guy.

He came around when my activity dropped.

Someone fill me in in no word than 50 words.

ONSLAUGHT88
28-05-2012, 22:29
CUNT

ApeCat
28-05-2012, 22:46
Dear diary; weed full stop.

Moskit
29-05-2012, 13:04
Dear diary; weed full stop.

Plus not having tin opener and needing to open beans thread...

ApeCat
29-05-2012, 19:07
People don't know what life's like on the streets, yeah!

dirty breaks
29-05-2012, 19:10
Ahhhh.. So its you then Pegg!

You see my stealth tactics... Accusing others to draw you out into the open.

I thought it was a little too thought out/coherent to be the aforementioned.

Well played sire :)

you got him caught out there moksit... 34 internets to you...

Phat_Sam
29-05-2012, 23:32
I've barely spoken to this Armed guy.

He came around when my activity dropped.

Someone fill me in in no word than 50 words.

Imagine Dirty Breaks but more "Dear Diary... today I was just as useless and boring as yesterday. p.s. I smoked some weed and I loved it cos am cool. liogkz pls"

logikz
30-05-2012, 08:20
bot_fng pls

Teddy
30-05-2012, 08:25
gooby pls

ApeCat
30-05-2012, 09:16
doobsterpforum.cum plz

Borf™
30-05-2012, 17:33
You can all fuck off with that pls shit.

I barely go to another forum because it's turned into that in every thread.

Die you cunts.

Teddy
30-05-2012, 17:48
Borf pls

dirty breaks
30-05-2012, 19:53
borfksi pls

Joey AdhD
30-05-2012, 19:59
pls borf

Toejam
30-05-2012, 21:36
That was too obvious, for the internets even, which makes it worse

HORSE PISS FTW

Borf™
30-05-2012, 22:47
Obvious responses are obvious

$marty
31-05-2012, 00:28
Koyle pis

Papa Jaro
31-05-2012, 00:34
Obvious responses are obvious

In fairness so is sarcasm. Plizl.

dirty breaks
31-05-2012, 00:59
Plizl.

fritzl?

JJEC
31-05-2012, 01:17
fritzl shizzled my nizzle?

herojuana
31-05-2012, 17:44
somebody called?

DeeGun
31-05-2012, 18:08
Die you cunts.

peak

mr karnage
31-05-2012, 18:10
deegum that sigs got my intrest

what it about?

DeeGun
31-05-2012, 18:13
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Fiscal_Compact ^^

Ireland is going to vote today and I hope for the sake of them..they vote no.

Papa Jaro
31-05-2012, 18:31
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financialcrisis/9156277/Europes-fiscal-pact-in-disarray-as-even-Dutch-break-the-rules.html#

$marty
31-05-2012, 18:36
BINDING FOREVER. NEVER YOU CHANGE.

mr karnage
31-05-2012, 18:42
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Fiscal_Compact ^^

Ireland is going to vote today and I hope for the sake of them..they vote no.

im with you on that one

we should just get rid of interest, its the root cause of economic crisis's

Papa Jaro
31-05-2012, 18:55
im with you on that one

we should just get rid of interest, its the root cause of economic crisis's

Lol. That's why western capitalism has been so successful in creating huge economies/societies...you should read more before posting mate. Without oil the middle east would be nothing so stop trying to push this medieval (and incredibly dishonest if you look at how islamic mortgages work) fear of RIBA onto our asses. I pity the fools that have to search through thousand year old parchments for guidance on how to use something as modern as paypal... http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?288029-Is-Paypal-haram

Forau
31-05-2012, 19:00
Welcome back babes.

mr karnage
31-05-2012, 19:23
Lol. That's why western capitalism has been so successful in creating huge economies/societies...you should read more before posting mate. Without oil the middle east would be nothing so stop trying to push this medieval (and incredibly dishonest if you look at how islamic mortgages work) fear of RIBA onto our asses. I pity the fools that have to search through thousand year old parchments for guidance on how to use something as modern as paypal... http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?288029-Is-Paypal-haram

theres no such thing as an islamic mortgage in the western world

it is also the downfall of huge economies and its not a fear of interest

my mum got her house repossessed because of a mortgage she couldnt pay, she blamed the interest. well she shouldnt have took it out i hear you say. she didnt my dad did when we moved and when he left it was all on my mum.

from that day on i swore to myself i will never borrow money from banks.

what about indonesia and malaysia? last time i checked the middle east werent the only ones who were ruled under islamic rules

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also my mum isnt really religious and she doesnt know interest is outlawed so she didnt blame the interest because it is haram

Papa Jaro
31-05-2012, 21:24
You are a funny one karnage. Do you know how desperate many Islamic countries are to get access to the sorts of foreign bank loans and investments that could work wonders for them? Unfortunately they're being held back by the sort of attitude you're expressing. Charging interest underpins the whole of the commercial banking system and therefore it is the driving force behind capitalism. You must be incredibly naive to imagine we could do without it. Do you really think people will just lend you their money out of the goodness of their hearts? You expect altruism from the rich? Also can you not see that if I lend you a tenner tomorrow you're going to have to pay me eleven pounds back in a couple of years time just so that I don't lose money. It's basic stuff mate.

Europeans had the same problems with charging interest (usury) that the Islamic world has because of the same guy (jehova). Do you know what they did? They found interesting and creative ways around charging interest that still...funnily enough...amounted to the same thing. One of those inventions was the contractum trinius and fuck me sideways if Islam hasnt actually gone and copied them with their murabahah model of mortgage lending http://www.islamic-finance.com/item100_f.htm Its a load of bollocks.

Another example is the Ijara model where the bank buys the house and then 'rents' it to you. You then agree to make a set number of 'rent' payments that add up to much more than the bank paid for it (ie interest). At the end of the 'rental' period the bank transfers ownership of the house to you for 'free'... http://www.islamic-finance.com/item122_f.htm Does that sound honest to you? Not really renting is it? Also rather suspiciously it's possible for the bank to set the level of rent repayments each year in line with interest rates. If that isn't sus I don't know what is.

The one thing all these systems have in common is that the bank makes a profit and knows how much they're going to make before they agree to it coz fixed rate terms is how money lenders like to roll. Islam needs to join the modern world and stop being so butt clenchingly dishonest with it's loans.

Also sorry but you're mum couldn't afford someone else's mortgage is what happened. She presumably wouldn't have been able to keep up the repayments even if she'd had a 'shariah compliant loan mush...

Lastly Malaysia has a dual banking system so it's people can choose between Western or Islamic systems. Basically they don't mind Riba afaik.

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Also...and I hate to break it to you...but there's a strong suspicion that the whole of the so-called Islamic banking system is a myth...a conceit...made up. Here's a quote from wiki of all places..


The majority of Islamic banking clients are found in the Gulf states and in developed countries. With 60% of Muslims living in poverty[citation needed], Islamic banking is of little benefit to the general population. The majority of financial institutions that offer Islamic banking services are majority owned by Non-Muslims. With Muslims working within these organizations being employed in the marketing of these services and having little input into the actual day to day management, the veracity of these institutions and their services are viewed with suspicion. One Malaysian Bank offering Islamic based investment funds was found to have the majority of these funds invested in the gaming industry; the managers administering these funds were non Muslim.[44] These types of stories contribute to the general impression within the Muslim populace that Islamic banking is simply another means for banks to increase profits through growth of deposits and that only the rich derive benefits from implementation of Islamic Banking principles.
Hence, the controversy that surrounds Islamic Banking continues. The question of whether or not Islamic banking really is Islamic is still a matter of debate among the Muslim academia.

Harry3
31-05-2012, 21:27
whats going on in this thre-

oooohhh

Papa Jaro
31-05-2012, 21:30
Sorry.

GoldenGinge
31-05-2012, 21:36
Welcome back old bean. Tea?

mr karnage
31-05-2012, 21:42
exactly what i meant when i said theres no such thing as an islamic mortgage

the renting thing still has interest doesnt it, i didnt look at the link

on your islam needs to join the modern world point. didnt you just prove that people are with the murabaha model and the ijara model? or you just proving that some people are turning the blind eye, letting themselves be decieved and acting like their stupid

correct me if im wrong but isnt there a reason for the rule of interest in islam, like every other rule. the reason behind things is often overlooked and people go straight to criticizing.

on the repossing out house, i already figured that one out. i have to be a fool to not realise that. tbh, shes lazy, chooses to leave her second job even if her home is on the line.

im sure i read an article on someone who worked at goldman sachs who talked about long term investors in the middle east who used them to borrow money

there you go, flaws in your arguement.

thank you, come again

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]Also...and I hate to break it to you...but there's a strong suspicion that the whole of the so-called Islamic banking system is a myth...a conceit...made up. Here's a quote from wiki of all places..

i already know that

didnt you read the first line in the post before your one, this one.

it says "theres no such thing as an islamic mortgage in the western world"

isnt it common sense that there are no muslims high up in the banking world

---------- Post added at 21:42 ---------- Previous post was at 21:40 ----------

and do you mind, your arguements arent winning me over. nothing is going through, i have to keep looking over your posts to remember what you said.

i am trying to research techniques on porting a 2 stroke cylinder, a dtr 125 in particular.

that is my main interest tonight.

Papa Jaro
31-05-2012, 22:38
Unfortunately I know nothing about engines karnage. What I was trying to get at was that the Islamic money lending system is a bit of a joke really. It's much more of a hindrance to the success of a country than a help to it...basically Shariah compliance holds people back bubba. Not surprising really considering Muhammed had no idea of what would be required for success in a modern world. I think if he came back now this would be one of the first of his rules that he would throw out of the window.

Anyway going back to the point you made that got me worked up...the whole financial crisis had nothing to do with charging interest (which has actually made us a successful culture). If you have the stamina and intelligence to sit through a ten minute cartoon this is EXACTLY why the crisis happened...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqUGoVez8xg&feature=related

mr karnage
31-05-2012, 22:50
ill watch it tommorow but i was told in school that the reason economies collapse was because banks lend money overseas to other banks who then lend money to the public and make a mistake of some sort. then the money cannot be repaid so the second bank is in debt. it turns into a downward spiral.

thats is all ive been told, although she is a firm supporter of northern ireland and despised the IRA. so she cant be right

Teddy
31-05-2012, 23:15
capitalism doesn't work but its the best system we have thus far.
this means you can't buy a tv that lives longer than a housefly.
s'all greed. sadly this greed is stopping us from moving to a better system.

the answer isn't in a book about cooking lamb. its in the thoughts and ideas if us all.

its 2012 ffs we should have left this shit behind years ago.
the present could be the future i dreamed of as a kid. a condo on the moon and some of those self lacing trainers from back to the future.

why are we allowing stupidity to breed? I'm not saying we should kill them all, lets just remove all the warning labels and let things work themselves out.

Borf™
31-05-2012, 23:25
I feel partly responsible for getting this thread into actual words.

My job here is done.

mr karnage
31-05-2012, 23:30
theyre trying to dumb us down

its the TV

the media

get your foil hats out

keep the general population ignorant and undisciplined

thats the aim of the game

Teddy
31-05-2012, 23:43
you're helping

JJEC
31-05-2012, 23:46
I wish this had more of ahmed's input. Could get the thread a bit more interesting.

mr karnage
01-06-2012, 00:02
you're helping

http://i49.tinypic.com/4ih4hy.gif

jmzmaloney
01-06-2012, 00:28
By far one of the most prolific serial killers of all time, the “Monster of the Andes” butchered enough people to fill a small town. After killing around 100 tribal women in Peru in the 1970s, he was apprehended by tribal forces that were just about ready to execute him when they were convinced by an American missionary that was staying with them at the time to take him to the police force instead. Unfortunately, the police then just let him go, after which Lopez travelled to Ecuador, where he proceeded to kill about 3-4 girls a week, claiming that girls in Ecuador were “more gentle and trusting, more innocent”. This carried on until he was caught in 1980, but police were still unsure as to his guilt, but a flash flood uncovered a mass grave that had hidden many of his victims, which then led to his arrest. However, the Ecuador government then released him in 1998, deporting him to Columbia. Lopez allegedly said that he was being released for “good behavior”.

Bit of a cunt

Papa Jaro
01-06-2012, 00:52
http://editinternational.com/images/gallery/comeonin_lowres.jpg :ban:







Also...






This one was a dapper cunt.

http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2002/05/26/cm_cults-jones_ho.jpg

Teddy
01-06-2012, 01:30
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/267/5/8/ted_bundy_ladykiller_by_psychostyle666-d4asakv.png

dirty breaks
01-06-2012, 01:49
Ed Gein. he was a cunt, right?

JJEC
01-06-2012, 02:24
http://editinternational.com/images/gallery/comeonin_lowres.jpg

Looks like a fat Richie.

$marty
01-06-2012, 03:19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6ROXLtorwY

Toejam
01-06-2012, 03:30
http://i49.tinypic.com/2eq54jb.gif

Castel
01-06-2012, 03:35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6ROXLtorwY

this show is awesome

Kenneth4Eva
01-06-2012, 11:16
Harold Shipman
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Harold Shipman

Harold Shipman
Background information
Birth name Harold Fredrick Shipman
Also known as "Dr. Death"
Born 14 January 1946
Nottingham, England
Died 13 January 2004 (aged 57)
HM Prison Wakefield, West Yorkshire, England
Cause of death Suicide by hanging
Penalty Life imprisonment plus 4 years for forgery
Killings
Number of victims 250+
Country England, United Kingdom
Date apprehended 7 September 1998
Harold Fredrick Shipman[1] (14 January 1946 – 13 January 2004) was an English doctor and one of the most prolific serial killers in recorded history with 250+ murders being positively ascribed to him.
On 31 January 2000, a jury found Shipman guilty of 15 murders. He was sentenced to life imprisonment and the judge recommended that he never be released.
After his trial, the Shipman Inquiry, chaired by Dame Janet Smith, investigated all deaths certified by Shipman. About 80% of his victims were women. His youngest victim was a 41-year-old man.[2] Much of Britain's legal structure concerning health care and medicine was reviewed and modified as a direct and indirect result of Shipman's crimes, especially after the findings of the Shipman Inquiry, which began on 1 September 2000 and lasted almost two years. Shipman is the only British doctor who has been found guilty of murdering his patients.[3]

danwell
01-06-2012, 14:04
This thread is fun

logikz
01-06-2012, 14:23
yeah dude its sick. i love the one with ecuador releasing the guy for good behavior, he does seem like a stand up guy. caring. i read up on him a little, his story is unbelievable. but its like some people can talk their way out of literally anything and he seems to have had that ability.

ApeCat
01-06-2012, 15:28
http://www.vg.no/uploaded/image/bilderigg/2007/04/16/1176719129139_307.jpg

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00738/Vinnie-Paperboys_738802a.jpg

http://www.kommunal-rapport.no/sites/default/files/imagecache/article_stor_slideshow/sy337d2f.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/07/23/article-2017709-0D1F33FB00000578-704_306x512.jpg

http://stars.topnews.in/sites/default/files/images/justin-bieber6471.jpg

http://ilspins.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Netsky.jpeg

bongo90
01-06-2012, 15:36
http://www.freeinfosociety.com/media/images/1135.jpg

john wayne gacy - raped and murdered 33 teenage boys and still found the time to go to parties dressed as pogo the clown, a clown that he made up, and that is why he is my most favourite serial killer.

DeeGun
01-06-2012, 15:41
john wayne gacy

Epic police fails.

on Topic:

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/Mistabishi240708_450x340.jpg

:teeth:

Kenneth4Eva
01-06-2012, 15:43
http://www.freeinfosociety.com/media/images/1135.jpg

john wayne gacy - raped and murdered 33 teenage boys and still found the time to go to parties dressed as pogo the clown, a clown that he made up, and that is why he is my most favourite serial killer.

no one suspects the clown

bongo90
01-06-2012, 15:45
Epic police fails.

on Topic:

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/Mistabishi240708_450x340.jpg

:teeth:

he got released for raping a kid after like 3 years before he killed anyone.

logikz
01-06-2012, 16:01
his clown makeup is genuinely frightening. theres also that japanese cannibal guy, granted he only ever ate one person, but he was released and did cooking shows on tv and even porn. have to question the motives of japanese officials at times. what was the reasoning behind that.

DeeGun
01-06-2012, 16:52
http://www.dw.de/image/0,,6234765_4,00.jpg

Merkel busting gunfinger on the irish "yes" vote for the slavery compact..now she´s a cunt.

dirty breaks
01-06-2012, 17:39
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/07/23/article-2017709-0D1F33FB00000578-704_306x512.jpg

why is he a cunt?

MARKLAR
01-06-2012, 18:08
dirty breaks is cunt for looking like netsky and for generally being a faggy cunt

DeeGun
01-06-2012, 18:52
Does he really look like NetSKY?? Its not that hard tho is it? Emo Haircut, random 12 year old face.

Moskit
01-06-2012, 18:52
dirty breaks is cunt for looking like netsky and for generally being a faggy cunt

:rofl:

This.

dirty breaks
01-06-2012, 18:58
dirty breaks is cunt for looking like netsky and for generally being a faggy cunt

you're a cunting tracksuit mug that sucks bare leng. nob'ed.




Edit: your tunes are good though, i'll give you that.






































you nob'ed.

Moskit
01-06-2012, 19:17
You'd be slightly less of a rimming fagjob bender if you stuck by your laurels & actually had the courage of conviction to properly cuss somebody off, without having this horrible shivering cowardess of feeling the emotional pressure to lick their ringpiece so prolifically after said statement, you utter wobbly fringe...

Try it on this post, i'm sure i've given you sufficient ammuntion...

Ps.

Die.

dirty breaks
01-06-2012, 19:21
You'd be slightly less of a rimming fagjob bender if you stuck by your laurels & actually had the courage of conviction to properly cuss somebody off, without having this horrible shivering cowardess of feeling the emotional pressure to lick their ringpiece so prolifically after said statement, you utter wobbly fringe...

Try it on this post, i'm sure i've given you sufficient ammuntion...

Ps.

Die.

http://gifsforum.com/images/image/not%20even%20mad/grand/im_not_even_mad_18.jpg

mr karnage
01-06-2012, 19:25
your like ahmeds older faggy brother

dirty breaks
01-06-2012, 19:28
your like ahmeds older faggy brother

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/280/765/56e.jpg

mr karnage
01-06-2012, 19:34
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2728255_700b.jpg

ApeCat
01-06-2012, 19:39
why is he a cunt?

Because he tried to blow up the government's offices when the taxman's offices are just down the street.

mr karnage
01-06-2012, 19:46
haha yo apecat, have you ever heard of gatebil?

ApeCat
01-06-2012, 20:05
Dude, my two meters tall ADD manual labourer chronic stoner ex competitive level strongman neighbour was the king of fucking gatebil!

He always had at least three souped up Japanese super cars in his garage that he would race and pick up dirty slags in.

This one time his brother pissed him off so he punched part of his wall into the backyard, we told the new posh neighbours who moved in when we crashed their Christmas eve party and drank beer from their fridge because they were terrified of the guy and we thought it would be fun to mess with them a bit, they went a bit mental after that.

Hah! The same guy also tipped over a car with three people in it because they owed someone money or whatever. He's a real character!

mr karnage
01-06-2012, 20:26
i heard gatebil is sick man

im always on speedhunters and theyre always covering gatebil and the cars are always sick

apparently theres a main event coming up next month and i remember when they did the last one. they had a group b spec audi quattro and some mad audi s4's and evo's up, old school fords even. every car looked fuckin sick.

this is the quattro im on about

http://www.speedhunters.com/2011/07/car_spotlight_gt_gt_krb_audi/

ApeCat
02-06-2012, 02:34
Yeah, cars are pretty cool, eh? Goes fast and don't afraid of anything.

logikz
02-06-2012, 03:36
whats anders wearing? isnt that an odd getup? looking regal there the old boy. you know they say hes probably homo. i dont think that should reflect badly on the gay community, they have done nothing wrong. except for that one thing when you think theyre hurting each other but not actually really they like it alot which makes like no sense what so fucking ever, i mean who the hell is into that? but as super gross as that is they are not all supremacist serial spree murderers. theyre just wrongcocks, but socially accepted wrongcocks. so dont critique them ok not before you took a huge wang up your bum. its difficult enough as it is ok, they tried really hard to make a presentable image for themselves which admittedly is damn near impossible when you think about what it is they like to do to each other, stick dicks in poo, they managed to make an image for themselves as presentable, orderly, clean (which is the weirdest part of all, dude, it is not clean what theyre doing) good workers etc, fuck, todays job market its damn near a plus to be homo. which is a real fucking accomplishment considering what it is they like to do to each other. poo. spit. sperm. blood of course. for all the wrong reasons. imagine yo, imagine the sweet smell of good pussy right. imagine what their lovemaking smells like, and not like sometimes, like when you bone a girl in the butt for whatever reason you might have, for them its all. the. time. thats what lovemaking smells like. poo. but dont judge ok, theyre hard workers and not serial killers, not at all. the idea. shame on you, shame on all of us for even broaching the thought even for a moment that there might be a correlation. my word.

Moskit
02-06-2012, 16:34
Tl;dr - Gays