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richie_stix
13-03-2012, 17:45
Right so, this age old question has plagued man since he first set sail on the seven seas... what would 'mermaid' you rather fuck?
http://nursemyra.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/reverse-mermaid.jpg
has to be reverse. not much you can do with a top-half mermaid. would also mean i wouldn't have to talk to her after the deed is done.
RocksteadyUK
13-03-2012, 17:51
you can always fuck a mouth. Plus titss are nice to look at.
hyperd4eva
13-03-2012, 17:56
reverse... god help us if we wana listen to a women whilst stuck on an island.. remember.. FISH cannot talk neither can fanny or anus! :teeth:
Whole fish man, that was easy
Fuck & food
dirty breaks
13-03-2012, 18:26
i think they only have the tail during the day so yah i'd have the one with the (literally) fishy minge, and fuck it's brains out at night. either that or find one with a fish head and cut and paste them together, then i'd have a big fish to eat and a mer-woman.
how can a top half fish make you a sandwich??
i did vote whole fish tho they can be the sandwich
Papa Jaro
13-03-2012, 18:34
Top half would mean she'd have to keep her head under water to breath and she'd be really stupid. Normal mermaid would allow for a dual use mouth. No competition really.
ONSLAUGHT88
13-03-2012, 18:40
Top half would mean she'd have to keep her head under water to breath and she'd be really stupid. Normal mermaid would allow for a dual use mouth. No competition really.
Dave's in there with the logic, pow!
Joey AdhD
13-03-2012, 18:52
bottom half fish, if the top half is fish there isno arms, so how the fuck is she gonna clean her faff? so there for u might have a minge and a bum but they are gonna stink of fish n all...lose lose in my eyes.
sam the dnb man
13-03-2012, 20:13
Can a fish prepare a decent home cooked meal?
dirty breaks
13-03-2012, 20:18
Can a fish prepare a decent home cooked meal?
what happens if you take a mermaid out for a seafood dinner then never call it again... is the mermaid a cannibal?
Papa Jaro
13-03-2012, 20:37
Depends if there's mermaid in the dish surely? Bet they're good as sushi...
richie_stix
13-03-2012, 23:15
The fish top can breath on land, because, mermaids man
no competition, just look at that picture. you wouldnt want to lay with that big fucking ugly fish head. Unless you cut the 2 half's and have a fish supper.
JimpaDirt
14-03-2012, 00:02
Mermaids are quite creepy and my right hand have been a good companion so far in my life. A human sized fish on the other hand would make for a pretty nice dinner and as long I don't stumble across any pirates who'll chop my right hand of... I think I could make it to the next harbor and fix a dinner for two with that fish.
DJ NUERA
14-03-2012, 00:26
Top half human definitely. You could do the fish head from behind while leaving its head in a fire. So when you've finished dinner is ready.
Tough one.
I heard mermaids can swim on land
Bottom half fish it would have to be. It would be scary looking at a massive fucking fish head, may even try to eat you.
And shit quality i know but very lolsome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMLnjhfLnbE
the fact of the matter is, whichever you choose, you're gonna end up fucking a fish.
Kenneth4Eva
14-03-2012, 01:55
reverse for me....
top half human, she can still nosh u off, tell you how good your looking, you can hold her hair whilst she noshes u like a pro, better than holding slimey fish scales whilst u fuck a pair of legs imo
normal mermaid of course, do you not realize there there there is bound to be some flap or orifice down there you can stick it in, and, long as shes in the water she can swim about and get fish for you and talk about stuff and you can kind of sit by the reef as she prattles on and the moment she says something wrong, wrangle her up on land and argument over unless she wants to desiccate horribly. i think the last pirates of the caribean is a study in mermaid torture only exceeded by guinea pig 4: mermaid in a manhole, here are images to support my claim http://www.krypta-smierci.neostrada.pl/Mermaid1.jpg
http://www.krypta-smierci.neostrada.pl/Mermaid5.jpg
Get one of each and threesome, just keep between the human parts and away from the fishy parts
richie_stix
14-03-2012, 10:55
i'm glad people are putting a lot of thought into their answers
shut up richard. indi! hows it hanging old boy!
so i was thinking
there i am on a island and some dude is saying to me
"teddy, im leaving u here on this island, which type of mer-fish u want?"
errrr.... well actually mate, can i have a lift back to civilisation on your boat? and bring those fish women with you, i wanna take a picture and send it to mr murdoch
brought her home last night, need a bigger tub
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTA0NjA0NzQ5MzReQTJeQWpwZ15BbWU3MDYzMjUyMjc@._ V1._SX640_SY953_.jpg
at least if she had a fishy bottom, you wouldn't need any lube to do her up the batty. make your wee wee pong a bit though.
eh up karl, not bad mate.
sam the dnb man
17-03-2012, 20:34
what happens if you take a mermaid out for a seafood dinner then never call it again... is the mermaid a cannibal?
Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!
richie_stix
13-04-2012, 10:35
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3822775_460s.jpg
how many fuckable orifices are on the full fish??
Top half human, she can give you a nosh and help you swim off the island
help you swim off the island
so can fish fish
do fish have ears.
you wanna fuck an ear?
no. that would be wrong. so would a nose. certainly an eye, that would be horrible. im going to have to stick with the regular sockets but i dont mind, im a simple man with simple desires. loaf of bread, jug of wine, that kind of thing.
you can always fuck a mouth. Plus titss are nice to look at.
+ she must have some kind of fish vagina, even if its just a hole that spurts out eggs you can probably fuck it. ++ it wouldn't exactly help with the isolation if you had a fish head to 'speak' to
There was no merman option...
I joke. Deffo gotta be the one with nice hair and knockers. Not one for a fishy minge... Deffo better than shagging a large bog eyed trout with a human vagina.
Kenneth4Eva
15-04-2012, 00:38
id do both.
Papa Jaro
15-04-2012, 00:42
Mermen & Merwomen?? Very open minded of you Weevil. :shades:
Kenneth4Eva
15-04-2012, 01:17
Mermen & Merwomen?? Very open minded of you Weevil. :shades:
id do exactly the same to aliens if they landed on earth.
dirty breaks
15-04-2012, 02:18
id do exactly the same to aliens if they landed on earth.
who says that they aren't already here? maybe you've fucked one already? think about that, yeah?
Kenneth4Eva
15-04-2012, 02:20
who says that they aren't already here? maybe you've fucked one already? think about that, yeah?
probably one of the reasons they are coming to earth. they want me to stick my penis in their woman folk
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