Is it time DNBForum won the forum Space Race? [Archive]

jmzmaloney

26-02-2011, 13:54

Before DOA or DNBArena get a chance, I think its time we innitiate a space programme. Any ideas? Where should we head for? After the obvious failures of the "Branson/Pirate" programme, think we should pump all our funds into the space race, apparently theres a new planet orbiting the sun, 4 times as big as Jupiter, think this should be our destination

Controller

26-02-2011, 13:56

Sign me up cap'n, we should assemble a team and assign positions asap.

Thin and crispy

26-02-2011, 13:59

I'm in.

Castel

26-02-2011, 14:01

assign positions asap.

hello?

http://images.wikia.com/familyguy/images/9/9b/McCoy_Sulu.jpg

DJ NUERA

26-02-2011, 14:01

Im in, refuse to be raped tho, if thats ok with you guys obviously.

herojuana

26-02-2011, 14:02

I am down. let me know what needs doing

Jwood27

26-02-2011, 14:03

everyone space crew needs a beaker, on it

jmzmaloney

26-02-2011, 14:03

Prospekt is definitely gunna be part of the Lunar Module crew, anyone who has seen his "non gravity" pic would agree, floats through the sky like a sparrow that guy.

Thin and crispy

26-02-2011, 14:03

Fine by me matty.

I am down. let me know what needs doing

mattys anus, consensualy that is.

herojuana

26-02-2011, 14:05

Fine by me matty.

mattys anus, consensualy that is.

the important bit

$marty

26-02-2011, 14:07

I'm in but I fear of mutant space monkeys
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/59/m_e06f04b96a8a2cdce4ab0b064df2060b.jpg

Moskit

26-02-2011, 14:12

Im in, refuse to be raped tho, if thats ok with you guys obviously.

I like it when you play along.

MARKLAR

26-02-2011, 14:12

im down

syndrome

jmzmaloney

26-02-2011, 14:13

Think this sort of thing we should be going for

http://www.technovelgy.com/graphics/content08/explorers-movie-ship.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_McI_KJIXOq0/SOQ1kwZWkNI/AAAAAAAAD8I/mET-Ra44XR4/s400/Explorers1.jpg

DJ NUERA

26-02-2011, 14:16

I like it when you play along.

Im too weak to struggle.

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A fleet of tie fighters imo.

$marty

26-02-2011, 14:21

Marlok, how do we know that you won't thieve our technology and sell it to your "comrades"?

Thin and crispy

26-02-2011, 14:23

He can't be trusted, we'll have to compartmentalise him. Give him some heels and leave him in the kitchen.

Moskit

26-02-2011, 14:28

I say we fuck him.

$marty

26-02-2011, 14:29

First test subject:
http://www.brainfuel.tv/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/space-monkey.jpg

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Although if he mutates, that fucker's getting killed. Straight up. No pussyfooting around.

Thin and crispy

26-02-2011, 14:31

Jwood27

26-02-2011, 14:33

looks too intelligent to be chris

DJ NUERA

26-02-2011, 14:35

I say we fuck him.

Shotgun anus

herojuana

26-02-2011, 14:38

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GNhuI38sxs&feature=related

from around 2:30 in. We should use the apollo craft as it is already prepared for Matty

Controller

26-02-2011, 14:40

I'v outsourced some possible design blueprints, feel free to add your own designs.

http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.20464420.jpg

DJ NUERA

26-02-2011, 14:43

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/24/91726480_e8b2d3d481.jpg

heres mine

Controller

26-02-2011, 14:44

Fast, efficient, and clearly very very good. Consider it considered.

noddynoodle

26-02-2011, 14:52

I'm psyched for Tyche, let's go. Too bad it's a gas planet, if it exists, otherwise the geology could be interesting.

$marty

26-02-2011, 15:22

I'v outsourced some possible design blueprints, feel free to add your own designs.

http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.20464420.jpg

Marvelous. I've mocked up a concept picture using elements from Matty's and your blueprints.
Behold:
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/110/0/c/spaceship_2_speed_drawing_by_Richard_Friend.jpg

Controller

26-02-2011, 15:32

That is quite the masterpiece, I think we've found our vision.

We will need some kind of maverick to drive that thing... Sirus?

jmzmaloney

26-02-2011, 15:33

That is quite the masterpiece, I think we've found our vision.

We will need some kind of maverick to drive that thing... Sirus?

I see Sirus as some Wookie side kick sort of character, possibly Logikz can drive the vessel

Controller

26-02-2011, 15:43

Im not getting in a machine with Logikz at the helm. LoL I said helm.

Sirus has the cool sensibility to get us out of face off's with encounters with angry martians safely, where as Logikz will either invite them aboard and shag them, or start some kind of futuristic dance off using only his favourite 70's get up and the rearview mirror.

safety

26-02-2011, 15:48

encounters with angry martian safety,

i will be trying to thwart all your attempts at space travel

Controller

26-02-2011, 15:51

We're sending you up first to test the shuttle.

jmzmaloney

26-02-2011, 15:51

Ok so far I've got

Captain - Only fair me as I made the thread
Pilot - $marty
Co-Pilot - Sirus
Gay Droid - Matty
Guys at the back pressing buttons - Controller. Thin & Crispy, Herojuana
Scotty - Scotty

Anymore requests

MARKLAR

26-02-2011, 15:55

i can be a scientist i got a c in my gcse's

then i can be a defector an give all my knowledge to dnbarena.ru

safety

26-02-2011, 15:57

if the position of nemisis is open, i want it. every good captain has to have a nemisis

jmzmaloney

26-02-2011, 16:03

if the position of nemisis is open, i want it. every good captain has to have a nemisis

Shut up Safety, you're the cleaner, you're not even sure why you're on the ship as you dont support anyone else views, but obviously from a very poor background, social outcast, the only job you could get, its not all bad though, you die on take off.

Papa Jaro

26-02-2011, 16:07

Logikz is clearly the flawed genius who risks getting everyone killed with his mood swings...

Think Safety might be the cool one who turns out to be working for the other side? Difficult to say until everything's revealed!

Thin and crispy

26-02-2011, 16:08

herojuana

26-02-2011, 16:10

Can i please be in charge of enslaving (and thus sexually abusing) any aliens we meet?

Thin and crispy

26-02-2011, 16:12

Can i please be in charge of enslaving (and thus sexually abusing) any aliens we meet?

fine, don't press buttons with us, fuck you...

Papa Jaro

26-02-2011, 16:13

Thought you were the trainee ensign Herojuana?

herojuana

26-02-2011, 16:15

fine, don't press buttons with us, fuck you...

Sorry t&c, I just don't think I could bare the sexual tension between us. Just too much sexy friction would agwarn, and after the buttons would just be stuck in place so we had nothing to push anyways..

MARKLAR

26-02-2011, 16:16

we should infect aliens with aids give them a taste of africa

DJ NUERA

26-02-2011, 16:19

I am happy with my position of gay droid. Surely I need a little midget droid that doesnt say anything? Possibly Borf

Papa Jaro

26-02-2011, 16:19

we should infect aliens with aids give them a taste of africa

I think having sex with an alien would make me barf.

Thin and crispy

26-02-2011, 16:29

Sorry t&c, I just don't think I could bare the sexual tension between us. Just too much sexy friction would agwarn, and after the buttons would just be stuck in place so we had nothing to push anyways..

Accepted, im sorry i swore at you.

$marty

26-02-2011, 16:34

Wicked! I got pilot duties. Did I ever tell you I made the kessel run in 12 parsecs? How ya like them apples.
Surely we need a ships doctor too. Preferably a female doctor.

I think having sex with an alien would make me borf.

Fixed

Controller

26-02-2011, 16:36

Gumby looks good in a nurse outfit. I mean, she would, of course.

Thin and crispy

26-02-2011, 16:39

Gumby, ships nurse... i like it.

Papa Jaro

26-02-2011, 16:45

I wonder how she could supplement her income...assuming we get paid for this?

Harry3

26-02-2011, 16:51

shotgun the oily engineer who hangs around at the bottom swinging around pipes and yelling technical spacey things through the radio

Moskit

26-02-2011, 19:08

I say we fuck her.

jmzmaloney

26-02-2011, 19:11

Why do you think everything can be solved by fucking? Right Moskit is launch controller, hes staying on the ground.

dnbkingz

26-02-2011, 21:05

http://blogs.starwars.com/static/img/image-selector/full/original-trilogy/episode-iv/04.jpg

Red leader, standing by.

Defending the anuses of the DnBforum crew.

apart from nuera. Sry dude.

DJ NUERA

26-02-2011, 21:22

:mad2:

Im getting some kind of trap installed in it anyway, fuck the lot of you.

herojuana

26-02-2011, 21:25

http://blogs.starwars.com/static/img/image-selector/full/original-trilogy/episode-iv/04.jpg

Red leader, standing by.

Defending the anuses of the DnBforum crew.

apart from nuera. Sry dude.

I hadn't realised D-bridge was in star wars

DJ NUERA

26-02-2011, 21:38

http://blogs.starwars.com/static/img/image-selector/full/original-trilogy/episode-iv/04.jpg

Red Leader standing by.........

Red Leader?

Red Leader do you copy?

http://oi53.tinypic.com/2extq1t.jpg

SIRUS

27-02-2011, 01:50

* intercepts incoming message *

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTsXeblemgjni36Jo1hXN9wn9ylZ8Kcn-7kXVMVSTaYC-D_n2Q5&t=1

$marty

27-02-2011, 01:59

You and your "third dimension"

waynenoway

27-02-2011, 14:52

Can I be the black one on board?

I'd be like the forum Lando Calrission

Moskit

27-02-2011, 15:04

No.

waynenoway

27-02-2011, 15:14

Shut up

Cat Gas

27-02-2011, 16:02

You doods obviously need some guy to calculate enthalpy calculations of the rockets fuel and whatnot and shit.
I'm happy to help. Lets fucking do this?!!?

waynenoway

27-02-2011, 16:08

If we run out of rocket fuel, we can use Cat Gas

$marty

27-02-2011, 17:03

If we run out of rocket fuel, we can use Cat Gas

Ah yes, the combustible properties of Cat Gas would benefit the fuel situation for sure. Cat Gas, you best start milking those cats now mate. We're gonna need at least a gazillion cubic feet's worth.

waynenoway

27-02-2011, 19:19

Ah yes, the combustible properties of Cat Gas would benefit the fuel situation for sure. Cat Gas, you best start milking those cats now mate. We're gonna need at least a gazillion cubic feet's worth.

What about fuel rates though Smarts? Prices going thrugh the roof

$marty

27-02-2011, 19:52

What about fuel rates though Smarts? Prices going thrugh the roof

You raise a far point Wayne. I propose getting Cat Gas to work around the clock to meet the ship's fuel demands. He'll do it for the love of the gas, won't you CG?

Controller

27-02-2011, 20:03

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND, "CHALLENGED" CREW TEAM 1 HAS BEEN CHOSEN AND VERIFIED. DERP

http://i56.tinypic.com/s45s2t.jpg

safety

27-02-2011, 20:07

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND, "CHALLENGED" CREW TEAM 1 HAS BEEN CHOSEN AND VERIFIED. DERP

http://i56.tinypic.com/s45s2t.jpg

moskit's got a real dreaming of space look going on while matty has the look of man who know's he's gonna have some bum troubles ahead

waynenoway

27-02-2011, 20:19

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND, "CHALLENGED" CREW TEAM 1 HAS BEEN CHOSEN AND VERIFIED. DERP

http://i56.tinypic.com/s45s2t.jpg

Simon Pegg is coming too?

Moskit

27-02-2011, 20:52

I've been given ground control duty as some sort of punishment, cus I wanna fuck everyone...

Since when did fucking everyone hurt?

Anyway, trouble is for you muggy space cadet wannabes, ground control decides whos fit for flight or not.

All white people... Restricted until further notice.

Including you Wayne.

You fucking moolie

:slick:

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TO INFINITY AND BEYOND, "CHALLENGED" CREW TEAM 1 HAS BEEN CHOSEN AND VERIFIED. DERP

http://i56.tinypic.com/s45s2t.jpg

http://thelaughingmarcus.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/so-much-win.jpg
.

JJEC

27-02-2011, 23:15

Can i join on this adventure? It sounds like fun. Especially with all the raping of the annose going on.

MARKLAR

27-02-2011, 23:21

one type of music we cant play to ze aliens is dubstep

SIRUS

28-02-2011, 02:50

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND, "CHALLENGED" CREW TEAM 1 HAS BEEN CHOSEN AND VERIFIED. DERP

http://i56.tinypic.com/s45s2t.jpg

look at the little beauties. they are bound by officious glory for sole movement of the dnbf space cause.

god speed good sirs and lovely gumby. god speed.

also , not sure if i'm just mullered or not, but brof looks a little bit like the shrunken head man from beetlejuice, but with dreads.

that's not the head of a man with that size hands surely?

i'll put £100 on brof dying first.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3532/3230986577_c6c5f1c007.jpg