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Mulla
20-08-2002, 13:22
Inspired by the 'Funny Things MCs Say' thread on the Arena, I thought this'd be good cos everyone knows how much shite (most) women talk!!!

I heard my girlfriend come out with this little gem recently:
"I dont mind whisky, but I hate Skotch!!!!"

A woman in my office also came out with this:
"Roni Size? Did he make the Black Plastic Bag tune?"

And one from FHM (a woman talking to her newly blind step-mother):
"Dont worry, I'll learn braille so I can read to you"

Genius!!!! :slayer:
Rareform
20-08-2002, 15:12
Originally posted by Mulla
Inspired by the 'Funny Things MCs Say' thread on the Arena, I thought this'd be good cos everyone knows how much shite (most) women talk!!!

I heard my girlfriend come out with this little gem recently:
"I dont mind whisky, but I hate Skotch!!!!"

A woman in my office also came out with this:
"Roni Size? Did he make the Black Plastic Bag tune?"

And one from FHM (a woman talking to her newly blind step-mother):
"Dont worry, I'll learn braille so I can read to you"

Genius!!!! :slayer:
funny you should say that..

the girl who sits next to me at work just enquired if Gazza was a scouser..
Triple M
20-08-2002, 21:36
lol

the only word that springs to mind is:

J A D E !



:slayer:
Kanta
23-08-2002, 21:05
this may be slightly off topic but its still a nice one

from Married with Children

Nun: I am a bride of Christ.
Kelly: Wow, that must have been a fancy wedding.

and from a girl i know...

Myself: it's a foreign movie, from the UK
Friend: so does it have subtitles?

~Kanta
ZESTOI
24-08-2002, 13:13
:cry:

:gun:

:chainsaw: :zest: :zest: :zest: :zest: :zest:
tenbellys
24-08-2002, 18:09
Originally posted by Mulla


I heard my girlfriend come out with this little gem recently:
"I dont mind whisky, but I hate Skotch!!!!"
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hahahahaha

:D
danny marx
28-08-2002, 15:17
http://www.hanleyisms.com
Kanta
29-08-2002, 02:57
Originally posted by MC LADY ZEST
:cry:

:gun:

:chainsaw: :zest: :zest: :zest: :zest: :zest:

haha! like that? ;) yea i don't think she was even paying attention to what i was saying...

she'll never escape it :twisted:

~Kanta
ZESTOI
29-08-2002, 23:30
:gun: :gun: :gun:

You men have dodgy chat up lines!!!!

EVEEEEEEEEEN!!!
lilmissdj
19-09-2002, 16:15
:gun: :gun: :gun:

i can think of alot of stupid things men have said
ZESTOI
19-09-2002, 18:30
Ain't it!

Males chat more crap then females cause they're not as intelligent!

OK!

:D

:zest:
Charlie Van Pelt
20-09-2002, 03:59
Originally posted by MC LADY ZEST
Males chat more crap then females cause they're not as intelligent!

...Said the MC who couldn't spell "rights."

Chuck, old-school grammar nut:chainsaw:
overhere51
22-09-2002, 17:18
Originally posted by Kanta
this may be slightly off topic but its still a nice one

from Married with Children

Nun: I am a bride of Christ.
Kelly: Wow, that must have been a fancy wedding.

~Kanta

also from married with children:

kelly: **runs into house and yells to bud** "urethra, i've found it!"
bud: "uh, kel, i don't think that's the word you're looking for."
kelly: "um, i mean, topeka, i've found it!"

everyone says stupid shit though. all you have to do is work with the general public (retail or food service, for example) to geta lot of examples on how amazingly dumb people are.
ZESTOI
22-09-2002, 18:33
Originally posted by Charlie Van Pelt
...Said the MC who couldn't spell "rights."

Chuck, old-school grammar nut:chainsaw:

LOL

I can't spell don't worry....

AND I gave up MC'n!

:zest:
ZESTOI
22-09-2002, 18:34
Oh my signature OoOoOops...

:laugh: